Obscene Greetings Card & gift supplier. Finally, Obscene greetings cards and gifts to get excited about giving. We are Obscene cards and we create what could be classed as incredibly highly offensive, or hilariously funny cards, either way these cards are mainly for those who don't take things too seriously. Hilarious verbally explicit cards with visually obscene statements.... If you're easily offended, please move along. We don't take any responsibility for any arguments or offence our cards may cause to your family and friends. Choose from large A5 sized card, or super large A4 size. Choose if you'd like a message printed inside. Fully customise your cards, front and inside. .