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18th Birthday Card - Time to grow the fuck up! (CHOOSE ANY AGE)
Available in two sizesA5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)BLANK INSIDE, or choose to have a message printed inside (+£...
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BIRTHDAY CARD - 30, 40, 50, 60 YEARS OLD AND YOU'RE STILL A CUNT
Available in;A5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mmPlease choose what year you'd like from the drop down menu below.Blank inside unless 'Message Inside' (0.75p) c...
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY,ONE YEAR CLOSER TO STINKING OF PISS (CHOOSE YOUR AGE)
Available in two sizesA5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)BLANK INSIDE, or choose to have a message printed inside (+£...
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MAM I KNOW I'M NOT THE FAVOURITE CHILD BUT HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANYWAY - CHOOSE AGE
CHOOSE AGE IN THE DROP DOWN MENU.IF YOU'D LIKE ANOTHER VARIATION TO MAM, LIKE MUM, MOM ETC, PLEASE LEAVE A NOTE IN THE COMMENT BOX AT THE CHECKOUT.Ava...
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FUNNY BIRTHDAY MERMAID CARD - TURNING 30 / 40 MEANS YOUR MINGE GETS FISHIER!
Available in two sizesA5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)Blank inside unless 'Message Inside' (+0.75p) chosen from th...
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU FUCKING MELT CARD
Available in two sizesA5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)BLANK INSIDE, or choose to have a message printed inside (+£...
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Happy 30th Birthday Card - Still a Childish Twat
Available in two sizesA5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)Blank inside unless 'Message Inside' (+0.75p) chosen from th...
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Funny Birthday Card - Happy 21st Birthday Cunty McCuntface
Available in two sizesA5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)Blank inside unless 'Message Inside' (+0.75p) chosen from th...
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Happy 40th Birthday Card - Yep, You're Still a Cunt
Available in two sizesA5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)Blank inside unless 'Message Inside' (+0.75p) chosen from th...
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Happy Birthday Card - 30th Cunty McCuntface (any age)
Available in two sizesA5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)Blank inside unless 'Message Inside' (+0.75p) chosen from th...
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