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All the funny obscene cards you need for your Family, friend and loved ones for all occasions

Obscene funny 18th offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

18th Birthday Card - Time to grow the fuck up! (CHOOSE ANY AGE)

£4.00
Obscene funny offensive INSULT cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

A CARD FULL OF CUNTS! OFFENSIVE CARD FOR ANY OCCASION

£4.00
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A MASSIVE CARD FOR A MASSIVE CUNT

£4.00
Obscene funny offensive leavingcards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

ABOUT FUCKING TIME Leaving Card

£4.00
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BESTEST CUNT CARD

£4.00

BIRTHDAY CARD - 30, 40, 50, 60 YEARS OLD AND YOU'RE STILL A CUNT

£4.00

BIRTHDAY MINI SCRATCH CARD - YOU'RE A CUNT

£1.50
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CHEERS CUNT CARD

£4.00

CUNT OF THE YEAR TROPHY - any occasion card

£4.00
Obscene funny offensive congratulations cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

Congratu-cunting-lations Card (congratulations)

£4.00

Congratulations Card pregnancy - Hooray! you're up the Duff, hope it doesn't turn out to be an ugly cunt, like you!

£4.00
Congratulations Card pregnancy - TWINS HOLY FUCK!. Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

Congratulations Card pregnancy - TWINS HOLY FUCK!

£4.00

Congratulations Card pregnancy - YAY! YOU'RE LEAVING FOR MATERNITY!

£4.00
Congratulations Card pregnancy - baby shower, cant wait to teach your baby their first swear word Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

Congratulations Card pregnancy - baby shower, cant wait to teach your baby their first swear word

£4.00
Congratulations Card pregnancy - hope you don't get stitches in your twat. Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

Congratulations Card pregnancy - hope you don't get stitches in your twat

£4.00
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Congratulations on the Birth of your Cuntling - Commiserations to your Minge

£4.00
Obscene funny FATHERS birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

DAD HAPPY THE DAY YOU FELL OUT OF NANS FANNY CARD

£4.00
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EVEN CUNTS DESERVE A BIRTHDAY CARD

£4.00
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EVEN MERMAIDS THINKS YOU'RE A CUNT

£4.00
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EVEN TWATS DESERVE A BIRTHDAY CARD

£4.00
Obscene funny offensive birthday cards AND CARDS FOR ALL OCCASIONS by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

EVEN YOUR DOG THINKS YOU'RE A CUNT

£4.00
FROM ONE CUNT TO ANOTHER. VALENTINE'S, ANNIVERSARY, MOST OCCASION CARD.Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

FROM ONE CUNT TO ANOTHER. VALENTINE'S, ANNIVERSARY, MOST OCCASION CARD

£4.00

FUCK ME YOU'RE 40! FUNNY BIRTHDAY CARD (CHOOSE ANY AGE)

£4.00
Obscene funny Leaving Day cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

FUCK OFF Leaving Card

£4.00
Obscene funny offensive FATHER'S DAY cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

FUNNY FATHER CARD - I THINK YOU'RE OK, BUT MUM THINKS YOU'RE A TWAT

£3.20 £4.00

FUNNY INSULTING CARD - NOT EVERY FLOWER CAN SAY LOVE,NOT EVERY CUNT CAN READ

£4.00
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FUNNY INSULTING CARD - TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR, WHAT A CUNT I THINK YOU ARE

£4.00
FUNNY VALENTINES DAY CARD - You're not just a cunt, you're my favourite cunt. Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

FUNNY VALENTINES DAY CARD - You're not just a cunt, you're my favourite cunt

£4.00

Fathers Day Card - YOUR WISH CAME TRUE, MY KIDS ARE ALSO CUNTS

£3.20 £4.00
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Funny Birthday Card - ANOTHER YEAR CLOSER TO DEATH

£4.00

Funny Birthday Card - CALM YOUR CUNT, IT'S ONLY YOUR FUCKING BIRTHDAY

£4.00
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Funny Birthday Card - EVEN UNICORNS THINK YOU'RE A CUNT

£4.00
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Funny Birthday Card - Hope you have a shit birthday you cunt

£4.00
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Funny Birthday Card - Hope your day is as boring as you

£4.00
Obscene fuNNY CARD ONLY CUNTS ARE BORN by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Wine Bags, Lighters & Loads More!

Funny Birthday Card - only cunts are born in (any month)

£4.00

Funny Birthday Card - only cunts are born in on this day

£4.00

Funny Birthday Card - only cunts are born on (CHOOSE YOUR DATE)

£4.50
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Funny Card - EVEN CATS THINK YOU'RE A CUNT

£4.00
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Funny Christmas Card - A cunt is for life, not just for Christmas

£4.00

Funny Christmas Card - And May All your Christmases be Shite

£4.00

Funny Christmas Card - Falalala laaaaa, la la la CUNT

£4.00

Funny Christmas Card - Kiss Me Under the Camel Toe

£4.00

Funny Fathers Day Card - DAD YOUR JOKES ARE SHIT

£3.20 £4.00

Funny Fathers Day Card - I still can't believe I used to live in your balls

£3.20 £4.00

Funny Fathers Day Card - Thank you for not wiping me on the curtain!

£3.20 £4.00

Funny Happy Birthday Sister Card

£4.00

Funny Happy Birthday card - ONE MORE YEAR, ONE MORE CHIN YOU FAT CUNT

£4.00

Funny Happy Birthday card - STEVIE WONDER - EVEN THOUGH I WONT SEE YOU

£4.00

Funny Wedding Card - Congratulations on your first marriage

£4.00

Funny Wedding Card - Congratulations you stupid pair of cunts

£4.00

Funny Wedding Card - MR & MRS CUNT

£4.00

Funny Wedding Card - Marriage Wankers

£4.00
Obscene funny offensive GET WELL cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

GET BACK TO WORK YOU LAZY CUNT CARD

£4.00
Obscene funny offensive GOOD LUCK cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

GOOD LUCK CUNTY CARD

£4.00
Obscene funny LEAVING birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

GOOD LUCK WITH FINDING BETTER COLLEAGUES THAN US LEAVING CARD

£4.00
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GOOD LUCK WITH FINDING BETTER COLLEAGUES THAN US YOU CUNT LEAVING CARD

£4.00

GOOD RIDDANCE CUNT LEAVING CARD

£4.00
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY CUNTY MCCUNTFACE

£4.00
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GINGER PUBES CARD

£4.00
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PISSY PANTS CARD Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PISSY PANTS CARD

£4.00
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU LITTLE PRICK CARD

£4.00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY,ONE YEAR CLOSER TO STINKING OF PISS (CHOOSE YOUR AGE)

£4.00
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY CARD, PISSY KNICKERS. Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY CARD, PISSY KNICKERS

£4.00
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY CARD, SORRY I'M THE REASON YOU HAVE TO WEAR PISS PADS. Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY CARD, SORRY I'M THE REASON YOU HAVE TO WEAR PISS PADS

£4.00
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HAPPY THE DAY YOUR FACE RUBBED ON YOUR MOTHERS MINGE DAY CARD

£4.00
Obscene funny offensive VALENTINE birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY CUNTCAKE

£4.00
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO MY FAVOURITE HUSBAND. Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO MY FAVOURITE HUSBAND

£4.00
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HAVE A REALLY SHIT DAY CARD

£4.00

Happy Fathers Day Card - Thank you For Looking after me, My Real Dad is a dick!

£3.20 £4.00
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Happy Fathers Day Card - Thank you I turned out fucking awesome!

£3.20 £4.00

Happy Fathers Day Card - You Old Twat

£3.20 £4.00
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Happy Fathers Day Card - You grumpy old bastard

£3.20 £4.00

Happy Mothers Day Card - FROM THE CUNTLING/S

£4.00

Happy Mothers Day Card - FROM YOUR FUTURE ARSE WIPER

£4.00

Happy Mothers Day Card - Sorry I wrecked your Vagina

£4.00

Happy Mothers Day Card - Sorry my birth gave you a loose fanny

£4.00

Happy Mothers Day Card, I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE I USED TO LIVE IN YOUR FANNY

£4.00

Happy Mothers Day Card, I'm Sorry My Colossal Head Left your fanny in tatters

£4.00

Happy Mothers Day Card, Of all the vaginas in the world, I'm glad I came out of yours!

£4.00
I FUCKING LOVE EWE, EWE TWAT. VALENTINE'S / ANNIVERSARY CARD. Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

I FUCKING LOVE EWE, EWE TWAT. VALENTINE'S / ANNIVERSARY CARD

£4.00
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I HOPE YOU HAVE A CUNTING GOOD BIRTHDAY CARD

£4.00
I LOVE YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST AS CUNTY AS ME. Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

I LOVE YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST AS CUNTY AS ME

£4.00
I WANT TO ROLL YOU UP INOT A TINY BALL AND PUT YOU UP MY FANNY. Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

I WANT TO ROLL YOU UP INTO A TINY BALL AND PUT YOU UP MY FANNY

£4.00
I WOULD'VE GOT YOU A NICER VALENTINE'S DAY CARD, UNTIL I REMEMBERED, YOU'RE A CUNT. Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

I WOULD'VE GOT YOU A NICER VALENTINE'S DAY CARD, UNTIL I REMEMBERED, YOU'RE A CUNT

£4.00
I want to Tongue Punch your fart box!. Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

I want to Tongue Punch your fart box!

£4.00
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I wanted to get you a funnier card, but because you're an old cunt, you'd probably piss yourself

£4.00
Obscene funny offensive LEAVING MISS YOU cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

I'll really fucking miss your face card leaving card

£4.00

Insulting funny card- I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread...

£4.00

JESUS LOVES YOU - EVERYONE ELSE THINKS YOU'RE A CUNT - any occasion card

£4.00

JUDAS CUNT LEAVING CARD

£4.00
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JUDAS! FUNNY LEAVING CARD

£4.00

JUST WANTED TO SAY (HELLO YOU CUNT INSIDE) - ANY OCCASION CARD

£4.50

JUST WANTED TO SAY (MIDDLE FINGER INSIDE) - ANY OCCASION CARD

£4.50
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LEAVING CARDS MULTI-PACK x 5

£13.00

LOOK INSIDE - THE CIRCLE / FINGER GAME. ANY OCCASION CARD

£4.50
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MERRY CHRISTMAS GINGER PUBES CARD

£4.00
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MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU MISERABLE OLD CUNT CARD

£4.00
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MERRY CUNTING CHRISTMAS CARD

£4.00
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MERRY CUNTING CHRISTMAS GIFT PRESENT STICKERS / STICK ON LABELS

£3.00
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MONEY IS TIGHT, TIMES ARE HARD, SHIT CHRISTMAS CARD

£4.00