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BIRTHDAY MINI SCRATCH CARD - YOU'RE A CUNT
3 x YOU'RE A CUNT reveals!Just for fun scratch card to wind up the Birthday cunt!Approx 8cm x 10cmCellophane SealedPackaged in a hard back envelopeDes...
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CUNT BALLOON BIRTHDAY CARD
Available in two sizesStandard A5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)Large A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)Blank inside unless 'Message Inside' (+0.75p)...
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FAR CRY TOFF (FUCK RIGHT OFF) LEAVING CARD
Available in two sizesStandard A5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)Large A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)Blank inside unless 'Message Inside' (+0.75p)...
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY CUNT CHOPS FUNNY CARD
Available in two sizesStandard A5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)Large A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)Blank inside unless 'Message Inside' (+0.75p)...
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICK HEAD FUNNY CARD
Available in two sizesStandard A5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)Large A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)Blank inside unless 'Message Inside' (+0.75p)...
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY HIP HIP HIP REPLACEMENT CARD
Available in two sizesStandard A5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)Large A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)Blank inside unless 'Message Inside' (+0.75p)...
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU COOL CAT CAROLE BASKIN TIGER KING FUNNY CARD
Available in two sizesStandard A5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)Large A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)Blank inside unless 'Message Inside' (+0.75p)...
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT BALLS, YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED CARD
Available in two sizesA5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)Blank inside unless 'Message Inside' (+0.75p) chosen from th...
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I FUCKING HATE THE GENERAL PUBLIC FUNNY NOVELTY PEN
Don't you just LOVE an obscene pen!Great for the workplace (if the boss lets you get away with it!), a perfect gift for a friend, or keep them for you...
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I LOVE YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST AS CUNTY AS ME
Available in two sizesStandard A5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)Extra Large A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)Blank inside unless 'Message Inside' (+...
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MONEY IS TIGHT, TIMES ARE HARD, SHIT CHRISTMAS CARD
Available in two sizesStandard A5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)Large A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)Blank inside unless 'Message Inside' (+0.75p)...
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New home / Moving in - GOOD LUCK IN YOUR NEW HOME, HOPE YOUR NEW NEIGHBOURS ARE NOT CUNTS
Available in two sizesA5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)Blank inside unless 'Message Inside' (+0.75p) chosen from th...
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SHIT TO DO LIST - BUY THAT CUNT A BIRTHDAY CARD
Available in two sizesStandard A5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)Large A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)Blank inside unless 'Message Inside' (+0.75p)...
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YOU'RE ADOPTED (only joking) CARD
Available in two sizesStandard A5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)Extra Large A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)Blank inside unless 'Message Inside' (+...
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Funny Christmas Card - Falalala laaaaa, la la la CUNT
Available in two sizesStandard A5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)Large A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)Blank inside unless 'Message Inside' (+0.75p)...
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HYSTERECTOMY CARD -FAREWELL YOU CUNT
Available in two sizesStandard A5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)Large A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)Blank inside unless 'Message Inside' (+0.75p)...
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Anniversary Card - You Miserable Twat
Available in two sizesStandard A5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)Extra Large A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)Blank inside unless 'Message Inside' (+...
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CHRISTMAS MINI SCRATCH CARD - Blow job / No Cunting Way!
Please select from the menu below either2 x "Blow Job and 1 x "No Cunting Way!" reveals.Or, all three "Blow Job" revealsJust for fun scratch card to w...
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Engagement and Wedding Card - Congratulations Cunt Bags
Available in two sizesA5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£3.50)A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.00)Blank inside unless 'Message Inside' (+0.75p) chosen from th...
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EVERYONE CAN JUST FUCK THE FUCK OFF BADGE 3 for 2!
Make a statement with these Obscenity BadgesTHREE badges for the price of TWO! If you add 3 of any of my badge range to your basket, it will automatic...
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FATHER'S DAY MINI SCRATCH CARD - 3 x YOU'RE A CUNT
3 x YOU'RE A CUNT reveal!Just for fun scratch card to wind up the old man on Father's Day.Approx 10cm x 6.5cmCellophane SealedPackaged in a hard back ...
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FATHER'S DAY MINI SCRATCH CARD - GRANDCHILD, ONLY JOKING
2 x GRANDCHILD and 1 x ONLY JOKING reveal!Just for fun scratch card to wind up the old man on Father's Day.Approx 10cm x 6.5cmCellophane SealedPackage...
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FATHER'S DAY MINI SCRATCH CARD - PINT ON ME, AS IF!
2 x PINT ON ME and 1 x AS IF! reveal!Just for fun scratch card to wind up the old man on Father's Day.Approx 10cm x 6.5cmCellophane SealedPackaged in ...
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Flowery cunt. Funny Anniversary / Valentine card
Available in two sizesStandard A5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)Extra Large A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)Blank inside unless 'Message Inside' (+...
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