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CHRISTMAS MINI SCRATCH CARD - Blow job / No Cunting Way!

£1.50
Obscene funny offensive mini father's day scratch cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

FATHER'S DAY MINI SCRATCH CARD - GRANDCHILD, ONLY JOKING

£1.50

VALENTINE'S DAY MINI SCRATCH CARD - Blow job / No Cunting Way!

£1.50

VALENTINE'S DAY MINI SCRATCH CARD - Bum sex / No Cunting Way!

£1.50

BIRTHDAY MINI SCRATCH CARD - YOU'RE A CUNT

£1.50
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FATHER'S DAY MINI SCRATCH CARD - 3 x YOU'RE A CUNT

£1.50
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FATHER'S DAY MINI SCRATCH CARD - PINT ON ME, AS IF!

£1.50
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MOTHER'S DAY MINI SCRATCH CARD - GRANDCHILD, ONLY JOKING

£1.87

YOU'RE FUCKING MAGNIFICUNT NOVELTY PEN

£2.50
EVERYONE CAN JUST FUCK THE FUCK OFF FUNNY NOVELTY PEN

EVERYONE CAN JUST FUCK THE FUCK OFF FUNNY NOVELTY PEN

£2.50
I FUCKING HATE THE GENERAL PUBLIC FUNNY NOVELTY PEN

I FUCKING HATE THE GENERAL PUBLIC FUNNY NOVELTY PEN

£2.50
3 For 2 EVERYONE CAN JUST FUCK THE FUCK OFF BADGE 3 for 2!

EVERYONE CAN JUST FUCK THE FUCK OFF BADGE 3 for 2!

£2.85
3 For 2 I FUCKING HATE THE GENERAL PUBLIC BADGE 3 for 2!

I FUCKING HATE THE GENERAL PUBLIC BADGE 3 for 2!

£2.85
DUE TO THE CORONAVIRUS I'M UNABLE TO VISIT YOU, SELF ISOLATION CARD

DUE TO THE CORONAVIRUS I'M UNABLE TO VISIT YOU, SELF ISOLATION CARD

£3.25 £4.00
I FARTED IN THE ENVELOPE SELF ISOLATION CARD

I FARTED IN THE ENVELOPE SELF ISOLATION CARD

£3.25 £4.00

HAPPY ISOLATED BIRTHDAY. PS. I FARTED IN THE ENVELOPE SELF ISOLATION CARD

£3.25 £4.00
CUNTAGIOUS SELF ISOLATION CARD

CUNTAGIOUS SELF ISOLATION CARD

£3.25 £4.00
EVEN THOUGH I CAN'T SEE YOU, I STILL THINK YOU'RE A CUNT SELF ISOLATION CARD

EVEN THOUGH I CAN'T SEE YOU, I STILL THINK YOU'RE A CUNT SELF ISOLATION CARD

£3.25
EVEN THOUGH I CAN'T SEE YOU ON YOUR ANNIVERSARY, I STILL THINK YOU'RE A CUNT SELF ISOLATION CARD

EVEN THOUGH I CAN'T SEE YOU ON YOUR ANNIVERSARY, I STILL THINK YOU'RE A CUNT SELF ISOLATION CARD

£3.25
I LICKED THIS CARD FUNNY SELF ISOLATION CARD

I LICKED THIS CARD FUNNY SELF ISOLATION CARD

£3.25 £4.00

HAPPY ISOLATED ANNIVERSARY. PS. I FARTED IN THE ENVELOPE SELF ISOLATION CARD

£3.25 £4.00
FUCK COUGH SELF ISOLATION CARD

FUCK COUGH SELF ISOLATION CARD

£3.25 £4.00

GUESS WHOSE FAULT IT IS YOU HAVE TO ISOLATE ON YOUR BIRTHDAY? CAROLE FUCKING BASKIN! TIGER KING FUNNY CARD

£3.25
EVEN THOUGH I CAN'T SEE YOU ON YOUR BIRTHDAY I STILL THINK YOU'RE A CUNT SELF ISOLATION CARD

EVEN THOUGH I CAN'T SEE YOU ON YOUR BIRTHDAY I STILL THINK YOU'RE A CUNT SELF ISOLATION CARD

£3.25

GUESS WHOSE FAULT IT IS THE PUBS ARE SHUT ON YOUR BIRTHDAY? CAROLE FUCKING BASKIN! TIGER KING FUNNY CARD

£3.25
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME FUNNY JESUS CHRISTMAS CARD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME FUNNY JESUS CHRISTMAS CARD

£4.00
CALM YOUR FLAPS! MASSIVE FLAPS CARD FOR ANY OCCASION

CALM YOUR FLAPS! MASSIVE FLAPS CARD FOR ANY OCCASION

£4.00
ROSES ARE RED YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL EYEYS EVEN THOUGH YOUR FLAPS TOUCH THE INSIDE OF YOUR THIGHS

ROSES ARE RED YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL EYEYS EVEN THOUGH YOUR FLAPS TOUCH THE INSIDE OF YOUR THIGHS

£4.00

Birthday Card - Shocker?

£4.00

Break Up Card for her - Thank Fuck You didn't Get Up the Duff

£4.00

Break Up Card - Single AF

£4.00

Break Up Card - She's a cock juggling ho anyway

£4.00
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Cant get better than a folded Piece of Card

£4.00

Congratulations on being a bellend - You Park like a cunt

£4.00

Congratulations Card - on the Birth of your Baby Milky Tits

£4.00

Funny Wedding Card - Congratulations you stupid pair of cunts

£4.00

Emoji Card - Happy Birthday Shit Head

£4.00
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Engagement Card - Same Willy For life

£4.00

Fathers Day Card - I WAS GOING TO GET YOU A REALLY NICE CARD...

£4.00

From now on, you'll be known as Thrush - Cos you're an Irritating Cunt

£4.00

Funny Birthday Card - Happy 21st Birthday Cunty McCuntface

£4.00

Funny Birthday Card - Happy Birthday Piss Head

£4.00

Funny Birthday Card - Happy Birthday you bald cunt

£4.00

Funny Birthday card- One year closer to stinking of piss

£4.00

Funny Birthday Card - only cunts are born in on this day

£4.00

Funny Birthday Card - Would've wrote a verse inside but can't remember what rhymes with cunt!

£4.00
FLAPPY SHOPPER! NEW BABY CARD. Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

FLAPPY SHOPPER! NEW BABY CARD

£4.00
I love you with all my tits Anniversary / Valentine Card. Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

I love you with all my tits Anniversary / Valentine Card

£4.00
I'M TOTALLY OBSESSED WITH YOU. Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

I'M TOTALLY OBSESSED WITH YOU

£4.00

FUNNY CARD - JEALOUSY IS AN ILLNESS, GET WELL SOON SLUT

£4.00

Funny Christmas Card - HOPE SANTA BRINGS YOU LOTS OF BOOZE

£4.00

Funny Christmas Card - MERRY CHRISTMAS LETS GET CUNTED

£4.00

Funny Christmas Card - MERRY CHRISTMAS TO MY FAVOURITE CHILD

£4.00

Funny Christmas Card -MERRY CHRISTMAS YE OLD CUNT

£4.00

Funny Christmas Card - MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU GRUMPY TWAT

£4.00
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NOTHING SAYS MERRY CHRISTMAS LIKE A FOLDED PIECE OF CARD

£4.00

Funny Christmas Card - 'tis the season to be cunted!

£4.00

Funny Fathers Day Card - Bet you wish Mum had a headache the night you made me!

£4.00

Funny Fathers Day Card - I still can't believe I used to live in your balls

£4.00

Funny Fathers Day Card - MUM that useless cunt doesn't deserve a mention

£4.00

Funny Fathers Day Card - Sorry I wrecked Mums Vag

£4.00

Funny Happy Birthday Card - Let's Get Fucking Mortal (Geordie Shore)

£4.00

Funny Happy Birthday Card - Old As Fuck!

£4.00

Funny Happy Birthday Card - Shave your minge

£4.00
FUNNY INSULTING CARD - NOT EVERY FLOWER CAN SAY LOVE,NOT EVERY CUNT CAN READ

FUNNY INSULTING CARD - NOT EVERY FLOWER CAN SAY LOVE, NOT EVERY CUNT CAN READ

£4.00
FUNNY VALENTINES CARD - CASH ME OUSSIDE HOW BOW DAH funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

FUNNY VALENTINES CARD - CASH ME OUSSIDE HOW BOW DAH

£4.00
BFF Best Fuck Buddy Forever VALENTINE'S DAY CARD . Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

BFF Best Fuck Buddy Forever VALENTINE'S DAY CARD

£4.00
CUNT LIVE WITHOUT YOU VALENTINE'S CARD . Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

CUNT LIVE WITHOUT YOU VALENTINE'S CARD

£4.00
YOU MAKE ME WETTER THAN AN OTTERS POCKET VALENTINE'S DAY CARD Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

YOU MAKE ME WETTER THAN AN OTTERS POCKET VALENTINE'S DAY CARD

£4.00

Funny Wedding Card - Marriage Wankers

£4.00

Happy 30th Birthday Card - Still a Childish Twat

£4.00
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Happy 40th Birthday Card - Yep, You're Still a Cunt

£4.00

Happy Anniversary Card - You still make Me Wetter Than an Otters Pocket

£4.00

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY MOULDY PANTS

£4.00

Happy Birthday Card Cunt Bag

£4.00
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Happy Birthday Card - Let's Get Cunted

£4.00

Happy Birthday Card Wizards Sleeve

£4.00

Happy Birthday Card - You Old cunt

£4.00

Happy Birthday Card Cunty Chops

£4.00
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Happy Birthday sister Card - Still a cow bag

£4.00

Happy Birthday Card You Old Fart

£4.00

Happy Fathers Day Card

£4.00

Happy Fathers Day Card - Dad, of all the ball sacks in all the world, i'm glad I was brewed in yours

£4.00

Happy Fathers Day Card - From your Favourite Mistake

£4.00

Happy Fathers Day Card - From your Favourite Offspring

£4.00

Happy Fathers Day - If Dad can't fix it, it's fucking fucked

£4.00

Happy Mothers Day Card - FROM THE BLACK SHEEP

£4.00

Happy Mothers Day Card, I Thought this Card would be Better than a Text

£4.00

Happy Mothers Day Card - I WAS GOING TO GET YOU A NICE CARD UNTIL I REMEMBERED I'M A CUNT

£4.00

Happy Mothers Day Card - Sorry I wrecked your Vagina

£4.00

Happy Step Fathers Day - My Real one is a Cunt

£4.00

HELLO YOU CUNT!

£4.00

HOOF WANKING BUNGLE CUNT CARD

£4.00
I Love Your Baps - Anniversary / Valentine card. Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

I Love Your Baps - Anniversary / Valentine card

£4.00
I'D EAT THE SWEETCORN FROM YOUR POO CARD. Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

I'D EAT THE SWEETCORN FROM YOUR POO CARD

£4.00
I'm sorry My Colossal Penis left your Minge in Tatters Valentine's Day Card. Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

I'm sorry My Colossal Penis left your Minge in Tatters Valentine's Day Card

£4.00
I'm Sorry my huge knob made your fanny sore card. Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

I'm Sorry my huge knob makes your fanny sore card

£4.00

All the Other Cards Were Really Shit

£4.00

Funny Thank You card- Thank fuck for you lovely cunts!

£4.00
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Kenny Fucking Powers Card - No I in Team, but there is a U in cunt

£4.00

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