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All the funny obscene cards you need for your Family, friend and loved ones for all occasions

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18th Birthday Card - Time to grow the fuck up! (CHOOSE ANY AGE)

£4.00
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A CARD FULL OF CUNTS! OFFENSIVE CARD FOR ANY OCCASION

£4.00
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A MASSIVE CARD FOR A MASSIVE CUNT

£4.00
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ABOUT FUCKING TIME Leaving Card

£4.00
BEST LEAVING CARD EVER! Card

BEST LEAVING CARD EVER! SPEECH BUBBLES & QUOTES

£4.00
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BESTEST CUNT CARD

£4.00

BIRTHDAY CARD - 30, 40, 50, 60 YEARS OLD AND YOU'RE STILL A CUNT

£4.00

BIRTHDAY MINI SCRATCH CARD - YOU'RE A CUNT

£1.50
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CHEERS CUNT CARD

£4.00

CUNT OF THE YEAR TROPHY - any occasion card

£4.00
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Congratu-cunting-lations Card (congratulations)

£4.00

Congratulations Card pregnancy - Hooray! you're up the Duff, hope it doesn't turn out to be an ugly cunt, like you!

£4.00
Congratulations Card pregnancy - TWINS HOLY FUCK!. Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

Congratulations Card pregnancy - TWINS HOLY FUCK!

£4.00
Congratulations Card pregnancy - baby shower, cant wait to teach your baby their first swear word Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

Congratulations Card pregnancy - baby shower, cant wait to teach your baby their first swear word

£4.00
Congratulations Card pregnancy - hope you don't get stitches in your twat. Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

Congratulations Card pregnancy - hope you don't get stitches in your twat

£4.00
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Congratulations on the Birth of your Cuntling - Commiserations to your Minge

£4.00
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DAD HAPPY THE DAY YOU FELL OUT OF NANS FANNY CARD

£4.00
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EVEN CUNTS DESERVE A BIRTHDAY CARD

£4.00
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EVEN TWATS DESERVE A BIRTHDAY CARD

£4.00
FROM ONE CUNT TO ANOTHER. VALENTINE'S, ANNIVERSARY, MOST OCCASION CARD.Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

FROM ONE CUNT TO ANOTHER. VALENTINE'S, ANNIVERSARY, MOST OCCASION CARD

£4.00

FUCK ME YOU'RE 40! FUNNY BIRTHDAY CARD (CHOOSE ANY AGE)

£4.00
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FUNNY FATHER CARD - I THINK YOU'RE OK, BUT MUM THINKS YOU'RE A TWAT

£4.00
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FUNNY FATHER'S DAY CARD - DAD, YOU'RE A DICKHEAD BUT I LOVE YOU

£4.00
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FUNNY FATHER'S DAY CARD - DAD, YOU'RE A TWAT BUT I LOVE YOU

£4.00
FUNNY INSULTING CARD - NOT EVERY FLOWER CAN SAY LOVE,NOT EVERY CUNT CAN READ

FUNNY INSULTING CARD - NOT EVERY FLOWER CAN SAY LOVE, NOT EVERY CUNT CAN READ

£4.00
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FUNNY INSULTING CARD - TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR, WHAT A CUNT I THINK YOU ARE

£4.00
FUNNY VALENTINES DAY CARD - You're not just a cunt, you're my favourite cunt. Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

FUNNY VALENTINES DAY CARD - You're not just a cunt, you're my favourite cunt

£4.00

Fathers Day Card - YOUR WISH CAME TRUE, MY KIDS ARE ALSO CUNTS

£4.00
From the stepchild you inherited when you started shagging Mum Funny Fathers Day Card , Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

From the stepchild you inherited when you started shagging Mum Funny Fathers Day Card

£4.00
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Funny Birthday Card - ANOTHER YEAR CLOSER TO DEATH

£4.00
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Funny Birthday Card - EVEN UNICORNS THINK YOU'RE A CUNT

£4.00
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Funny Birthday Card - Hope you have a shit birthday you cunt

£4.00

Funny Birthday Card - only cunts are born on (CHOOSE YOUR DATE)

£4.50
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Funny Card - EVEN CATS THINK YOU'RE A CUNT

£4.00
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Funny Christmas Card - A cunt is for life, not just for Christmas

£4.00

Funny Christmas Card - And May All your Christmases be Shite

£4.00

Funny Christmas Card - Falalala laaaaa, la la la CUNT

£4.00

Funny Fathers Day Card - DAD YOUR JOKES ARE SHIT

£4.00

Funny Fathers Day Card - I still can't believe I used to live in your balls

£4.00

Funny Fathers Day Card - Thank you for not wiping me on the curtain!

£4.00
Funny Fathers Day Card - We can't believe we used to live in your balls. Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

Funny Fathers Day Card - We can't believe we used to live in your balls

£4.00

Funny Fathers Day Card - of all the balls in all the world, I'm glad I came out of yours

£4.00

Funny Fathers Day Card Because You Shagged Mum, I have to buy you a card every fucking year to celebrate it!

£4.00
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Funny Fathers Day Card Happy Fucking Fathers Day you cunt! its because of you I swear so much

£4.00

Funny Happy Birthday Sister Card

£4.00

Funny Happy Birthday card - ONE MORE YEAR, ONE MORE CHIN YOU FAT CUNT

£4.00
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Funny Happy Birthday card - STEVIE WONDER - EVEN THOUGH I WONT SEE YOU

£4.00

Funny Wedding Card - Congratulations on your first marriage

£4.00

Funny Wedding Card - Congratulations you stupid pair of cunts

£4.00

Funny Wedding Card - MR & MRS CUNT

£4.00

Funny Wedding Card - Marriage Wankers

£4.00
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GET BACK TO WORK YOU LAZY CUNT CARD

£4.00
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GOOD LUCK CUNTY CARD

£4.00
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY CUNTY MCCUNTFACE

£4.00
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GAYLORD CARD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GAYLORD CARD

£4.00
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GINGER PUBES CARD

£4.00
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PISSY PANTS CARD Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PISSY PANTS CARD

£4.00
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE ONLY GAY IN THE VILLAGE CARD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE ONLY GAY IN THE VILLAGE CARD

£4.00
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU LITTLE PRICK CARD

£4.00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY,ONE YEAR CLOSER TO STINKING OF PISS (CHOOSE YOUR AGE)

£4.00
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY CARD, FROM THE CROTCH GOBLIN / S Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY CARD, FROM THE CROTCH GOBLIN / S

£4.00
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY, FROM THE GOOD ONE CARD Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY, FROM THE GOOD ONE CARD

£4.00
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY, FROM THE NAUGHTY ONE CARD, Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY, FROM THE NAUGHTY ONE CARD

£4.00
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY, HERE'S YOUR SENTIMENTAL FOLDED CARD. Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY, HERE'S YOUR SENTIMENTAL FOLDED CARD

£4.00
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY CARD, PISSY KNICKERS. Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY CARD, PISSY KNICKERS

£4.00
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY CARD, SORRY I'M THE REASON YOU HAVE TO WEAR PISS PADS. Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY CARD, SORRY I'M THE REASON YOU HAVE TO WEAR PISS PADS

£4.00
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HAPPY THE DAY YOUR FACE RUBBED ON YOUR MOTHERS MINGE DAY CARD

£4.00
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HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY CUNTCAKE

£4.00
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO MY FAVOURITE HUSBAND. Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO MY FAVOURITE HUSBAND

£4.00
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HAVE A REALLY SHIT DAY CARD

£4.00
HOLY FUCKING SHIT BALLS, YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED CARD

HOLY FUCKING SHIT BALLS, YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED CARD

£4.00
HOPE YOUR NEW COLLEAGUES AREN'T TWATTY CUNTS Leaving Card

HOPE YOUR NEW COLLEAGUES AREN'T TWATTY CUNTS Leaving Card

£4.00

Happy (Step) Fathers Day Card - To someone who's been more of a father to me than my Twat of a sperm donor

£4.00

Happy Fathers Day - If Dad can't fix it, it's fucking fucked

£4.00

Happy Fathers Day - Worlds greatest farter

£4.00

Happy Fathers Day Card - Dad, of all the ball sacks in all the world, i'm glad I was brewed in yours

£4.00
Happy Fathers Day Card - From the Little Shit/s Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

Happy Fathers Day Card - From the Little Shit/s

£4.00

Happy Fathers Day Card - Thank you For Looking after me, My Real Dad is a dick!

£4.00

Happy Fathers Day Card - You Old Twat

£4.00

Happy Mothers Day Card - FROM THE CUNTLING/S

£4.00

Happy Mothers Day Card - FROM YOUR FUTURE ARSE WIPER

£4.00

Happy Mothers Day Card - Sorry I wrecked your Vagina

£4.00

Happy Mothers Day Card - Sorry my birth gave you a loose fanny

£4.00

Happy Mothers Day Card, I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE I USED TO LIVE IN YOUR FANNY

£4.00

Happy Mothers Day Card, I'm Sorry My Colossal Head Left your fanny in tatters

£4.00

Happy Mothers Day Card, Of all the vaginas in the world, I'm glad I came out of yours!

£4.00
I FUCKING LOVE EWE, EWE TWAT. VALENTINE'S / ANNIVERSARY CARD. Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

I FUCKING LOVE EWE, EWE TWAT. VALENTINE'S / ANNIVERSARY CARD

£4.00
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I HOPE YOU HAVE A CUNTING GOOD BIRTHDAY CARD

£4.00
I LOVE YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST AS CUNTY AS ME. Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

I LOVE YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST AS CUNTY AS ME

£4.00
I WANT TO ROLL YOU UP INOT A TINY BALL AND PUT YOU UP MY FANNY. Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

I WANT TO ROLL YOU UP INTO A TINY BALL AND PUT YOU UP MY FANNY

£4.00
I WOULD'VE GOT YOU A NICER VALENTINE'S DAY CARD, UNTIL I REMEMBERED, YOU'RE A CUNT. Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

I WOULD'VE GOT YOU A NICER VALENTINE'S DAY CARD, UNTIL I REMEMBERED, YOU'RE A CUNT

£4.00
I want to Tongue Punch your fart box!. Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

I want to Tongue Punch your fart box!

£4.00
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I wanted to get you a funnier card, but because you're an old cunt, you'd probably piss yourself

£4.00
I'VE GOT YOU SOMETHING FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY, YOU'RE HOLDING IT CARD Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

I'VE GOT YOU SOMETHING FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY, YOU'RE HOLDING IT CARD

£4.00
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I'll really fucking miss your face card leaving card

£4.00

Insulting funny card- I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread...

£4.00

JESUS LOVES YOU - EVERYONE ELSE THINKS YOU'RE A CUNT - any occasion card

£4.00

JUDAS CUNT LEAVING CARD

£4.00

JUST WANTED TO SAY (HELLO YOU CUNT INSIDE) - ANY OCCASION CARD

£4.50

JUST WANTED TO SAY (MIDDLE FINGER INSIDE) - ANY OCCASION CARD

£4.50