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All the funny obscene cards you need for your Family, friend and loved ones for all occasions
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18th Birthday Card - Time to grow the fuck up! (CHOOSE ANY AGE)
Available in two sizesStandard A5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)Extra Large A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)Blank inside unless 'Message Inside' (+...
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A MASSIVE CARD FOR A MASSIVE CUNT
Available in two sizesStandard A5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)Large A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)Blank inside unless 'Message Inside' (+0.75p)...
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AM I YOUR FAVOURITE CHILD? FLOW CHART MOTHER'S DAY CARD
Available in two sizesStandard A5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)Large A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)Blank inside unless 'Message Inside' (+0.75p)...
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AM I YOUR FAVOURITE CHILD? FLOW CHART PISS OFF FATHER'S DAY CARD
Available in two sizesStandard A5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)Large A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)Blank inside unless 'Message Inside' (+0.75p)...
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AM I YOUR FAVOURITE CHILD? FLOW CHART PISS/FUCK SIBLING/S OFF FATHER'S DAY CARD
Available in two sizesStandard A5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)Large A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)Blank inside unless 'Message Inside' (+0.75p)...
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AS FAR AS FATHERS GO, I COULD'VE DONE WORSE FRED WEST FATHERS DAY BIRTHDAY CARD
Available in two sizesStandard A5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)Large A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)Blank inside unless 'Message Inside' (+0.75p)...
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AS FAR AS MOTHERS GO, I COULD'VE DONE WORSE ROSE WEST MOTHERS DAY BIRTHDAY CARD
Available in two sizesStandard A5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)Large A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)Blank inside unless 'Message Inside' (+0.75p)...
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BEST LEAVING CARD EVER! SPEECH BUBBLES & QUOTES
Available in two sizesStandard A5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)Large A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)Blank inside unless 'Message Inside' (+0.75p)...
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BESTEST CUNT CARD
Available in two sizesStandard A5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)Large A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)Blank inside unless 'Message Inside' (+0.75p)...
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BIRTHDAY CARD - 30, 40, 50, 60 YEARS OLD AND YOU'RE STILL A CUNT
Available in two sizesStandard A5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)Extra Large A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)Blank inside unless 'Message Inside' (+...
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BIRTHDAY MINI SCRATCH CARD - YOU'RE A CUNT
3 x YOU'RE A CUNT reveals!Just for fun scratch card to wind up the Birthday cunt!Approx 8cm x 10cmCellophane SealedPackaged in a hard back envelopeDes...
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BYE CUNT leaving card
Available in two sizesStandard A5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)Large A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)Blank inside unless 'Message Inside' (+0.75p)...
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CAN'T WAIT TO GIVE YOU A MASSIVE CWTCH WELSH CARD
Available in two sizesA5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)BLANK INSIDE, or choose to have a message printed inside (+£...
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CHEERS CUNT CARD
Available in two sizesStandard A5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)Large A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)Blank inside unless 'Message Inside' (+0.75p)...
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CHRISTMAS IS MY SECOND FAVOURITE C WORD CHRISTMAS CARD
Available in two sizesStandard A5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)Large A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)Blank inside unless 'Message Inside' (+0.75p)...
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Congratu-cunting-lations Card (congratulations)
Available in two sizesA5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£3.50)A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.00)Blank inside unless 'Message Inside' (+0.75p) chosen from th...
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Congratulations Card pregnancy - baby shower, cant wait to teach your baby their first swear word
Available in two sizesA5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)Blank inside unless 'Message Inside' (+0.75p) chosen from th...
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Congratulations Card pregnancy - Hooray! you're up the Duff, hope it doesn't turn out to be an ugly cunt, like you!
Available in two sizesA5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)Blank inside unless 'Message Inside' (+0.75p) chosen from th...
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Congratulations Card pregnancy - hope you don't get stitches in your twat
Available in two sizesA5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)Blank inside unless 'Message Inside' (+0.75p) chosen from th...
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Congratulations Card pregnancy - TWINS HOLY FUCK!
Available in two sizesA5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)Blank inside unless 'Message Inside' (+0.75p) chosen from th...
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Congratulations on the Birth of your Cuntling - Commiserations to your Minge
Available in two sizesA5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)Blank inside unless 'Message Inside' (+0.75p) chosen from th...
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Congratulations on your pregnancy and on keeping the real father's name a secret card
Available in two sizesA5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)Blank inside unless 'Message Inside' (+0.75p) chosen from th...
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CUNT BALLOON BIRTHDAY CARD
Available in two sizesStandard A5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)Large A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)Blank inside unless 'Message Inside' (+0.75p)...
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CUNT CARD - UPLOAD YOUR OWN PIC / PHOTO / IMAGE / PERSONALISED
Available in two sizesStandard A5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)Large A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)Blank inside unless 'Message Inside' (+0.75p)...
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