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18th Birthday Card - Time to grow the fuck up! (CHOOSE ANY AGE)
£4.00
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A CARD FULL OF CUNTS! OFFENSIVE CARD FOR ANY OCCASION
£4.00
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A KISS, A CUDDLE, A CHEEKY FINGER. VALENTINE'S, ANNIVERSARY.
£4.00
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A MASSIVE CARD FOR A MASSIVE CUNT
£4.00
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ABOUT FUCKING TIME Leaving Card
£4.00
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APPY VALENTINE'S SUGAR TITS NESSA CARD
£4.00
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BEST LEAVING CARD EVER! SPEECH BUBBLES & QUOTES
£4.00
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BESTEST CUNT CARD
£4.00
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BIRTHDAY CARD - 30, 40, 50, 60 YEARS OLD AND YOU'RE STILL A CUNT
£4.00
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BIRTHDAY MINI SCRATCH CARD - YOU'RE A CUNT
£1.50
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CAN'T WAIT TO GIVE YOU A MASSIVE CWTCH WELSH CARD
£4.00
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CHEERS CUNT CARD
£4.00
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CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'RE FUCKING OLD BIRTHDAY CARD
£4.00
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CUNT OF THE YEAR TROPHY - any occasion card
£4.00
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CUNT. THERE'S ONE INSIDE EVERY BMW CARD
£4.00
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Congratu-cunting-lations Card (congratulations)
£4.00
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Congratulations Card pregnancy - Hooray! you're up the Duff, hope it doesn't turn out to be an ugly cunt, like you!
£4.00
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Congratulations Card pregnancy - TWINS HOLY FUCK!
£4.00
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Congratulations Card pregnancy - baby shower, cant wait to teach your baby their first swear word
£4.00
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Congratulations Card pregnancy - hope you don't get stitches in your twat
£4.00
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Congratulations on the Birth of your Cuntling - Commiserations to your Minge
£4.00
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DAD HAPPY THE DAY YOU FELL OUT OF NANS FANNY CARD
£4.00
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EVEN CUNTS DESERVE A BIRTHDAY CARD
£4.00
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EVEN TWATS DESERVE A BIRTHDAY CARD
£4.00
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EVERYONE CAN JUST FUCK THE FUCK OFF FUNNY NOVELTY PEN
£2.50
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EVERYONE CAN JUST FUCK THE FUCK OFF MUG \ CUP
£11.00
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FESTIVE FLAPS CHRISTMAS CARD
£4.00
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FLAPPY CHRISTMAS, CHRISTMAS CARD
£4.00
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FLAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY CARD
£4.00
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FROM ONE CUNT TO ANOTHER. VALENTINE'S, ANNIVERSARY, MOST OCCASION CARD
£4.00
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FUCK ME YOU'RE 40! FUNNY BIRTHDAY CARD (CHOOSE ANY AGE)
£4.00
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FUNNY BIRTHDAY/FATHERS DAY CARD - SUPERMAN, IS IT A BIRD? NOPE IT'S AN OLD CUNT
£4.00
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FUNNY FATHER CARD - I THINK YOU'RE OK, BUT MUM THINKS YOU'RE A TWAT
£4.00
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FUNNY INSULTING CARD - NOT EVERY FLOWER CAN SAY LOVE, NOT EVERY CUNT CAN READ
£4.00
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FUNNY INSULTING CARD - TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR, WHAT A CUNT I THINK YOU ARE
£4.00
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FUNNY VALENTINES DAY CARD - You're not just a cunt, you're my favourite cunt
£4.00
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Fathers Day Card - YOUR WISH CAME TRUE, MY KIDS ARE ALSO CUNTS
£4.00
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From the stepchild you inherited when you started shagging Mum Funny Fathers Day Card
£4.00
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Funny Birthday Card - ANOTHER YEAR CLOSER TO DEATH
£4.00
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Funny Birthday Card - EVEN UNICORNS THINK YOU'RE A CUNT
£4.00
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Funny Birthday Card - Hope you have a shit birthday you cunt
£4.00
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Funny Birthday Card - only cunts are born on (CHOOSE YOUR DATE)
£4.50
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Funny Card - EVEN CATS THINK YOU'RE A CUNT
£4.00
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Funny Christmas Card - A cunt is for life, not just for Christmas
£4.00
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Funny Fathers Day Card - DAD YOUR JOKES ARE SHIT
£4.00
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Funny Fathers Day Card - I still can't believe I used to live in your balls
£4.00
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Funny Fathers Day Card - Thank you for not wiping me on the curtain!
£4.00
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Funny Fathers Day Card - We can't believe we used to live in your balls
£4.00
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Funny Fathers Day Card - of all the balls in all the world, I'm glad I came out of yours
£4.00
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Funny Fathers Day Card Because You Shagged Mum, I have to buy you a card every fucking year to celebrate it!
£4.00
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Funny Fathers Day Card Happy Fucking Fathers Day you cunt! its because of you I swear so much
£4.00
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Funny Happy Birthday Sister Card
£4.00
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Funny Happy Birthday card - ONE MORE YEAR, ONE MORE CHIN YOU FAT CUNT
£4.00
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Funny Wedding Card - Congratulations on your first marriage
£4.00
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Funny Wedding Card - Congratulations you stupid pair of cunts
£4.00
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Funny Wedding Card - MR & MRS CUNT
£4.00
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Funny Wedding Card - Marriage Wankers
£4.00
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GET BACK TO WORK YOU LAZY CUNT CARD
£4.00
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GET FUCKED UP ON YOUR BIRTHDAY JEREMY KYLE CARD
£4.00
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GOOD LUCK CUNTY CARD
£4.00
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GUESS WHOSE FAULT IT IS YOU HAVE TO ISOLATE ON YOUR BIRTHDAY? CAROLE FUCKING BASKIN! TIGER KING FUNNY CARD
£3.25
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BAWBAG FUNNY CARD
£4.00
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BELLEND FUNNY CARD
£4.00
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARD - SEE YOU SOON (Grim Reaper)
£4.00
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY CUNT CHOPS FUNNY CARD
£4.00
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY CUNT FEATURES FUNNY CARD
£4.00
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY CUNTY MCCUNTFACE
£4.00
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICK HEAD FUNNY CARD
£4.00
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GAYLORD CARD
£4.00
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GINGER PUBES CARD
£4.00
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY KNOB HEAD FUNNY CARD
£4.00
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY PISSY PANTS CARD
£4.00
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY SMELLY FANNY FUNNY CARD
£4.00
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME FUNNY JESUS CHRISTMAS CARD
£4.00
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE ONLY GAY IN THE VILLAGE CARD
£4.00
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU COOL CAT CAROLE BASKIN TIGER KING FUNNY CARD
£4.00
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU LITTLE PRICK CARD
£4.00
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU PRICK FUNNY CARD
£4.00
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY,ONE YEAR CLOSER TO STINKING OF PISS (CHOOSE YOUR AGE)
£4.00
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HAPPY FATHER'S DAY CARD, FROM THE CROTCH GOBLIN / S
£4.00
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HAPPY FATHER'S DAY, FROM THE GOOD ONE CARD
£4.00
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HAPPY FATHER'S DAY, FROM THE NAUGHTY ONE CARD
£4.00
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HAPPY FATHER'S DAY, HERE'S YOUR SENTIMENTAL FOLDED CARD
£4.00
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HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY CARD, PISSY KNICKERS
£4.00
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HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY CARD, SORRY I'M THE REASON YOU HAVE TO WEAR PISS PADS
£4.00
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HAPPY THE DAY YOUR FACE RUBBED ON YOUR MOTHERS MINGE DAY CARD
£4.00
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HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY CUNTCAKE
£4.00
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HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY SWEETHEART. IT'S LETTUCE YOU FAT CUNT NOW GO FOR A JOG
£4.00
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HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO MY FAVOURITE HUSBAND
£4.00
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HAVE A REALLY SHIT DAY CARD
£4.00
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HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING BILL COSBY CHRISTMAS CARD
£4.00
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HEY ALL YOU COOL CATS AND KITTENS CAROLE BASKIN TIGER KING FUNNY CARD
£4.00
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT BALLS, YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED CARD
£4.00
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HOPE YOUR BIRTHDAY ISN'T AS SHIT AS YOU ARE AT ANSWERING YOUR PHONE
£4.00
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HOPE YOUR BIRTHDAY ISN'T AS SHIT AS YOU ARE AT REPLYING TO A TEXT
£4.00
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HOPE YOUR NEW COLLEAGUES AREN'T TWATTY CUNTS Leaving Card
£4.00
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Happy (Step) Fathers Day Card - To someone who's been more of a father to me than my Twat of a sperm donor
£4.00
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Happy Fathers Day - If Dad can't fix it, it's fucking fucked
£4.00
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Happy Fathers Day - Worlds greatest farter
£4.00
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Happy Fathers Day Card - AM I YOUR FAVOURITE CHILD?
£4.00
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