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Obscene funny 18th offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

18th Birthday Card - Time to grow the fuck up! (CHOOSE ANY AGE)

£4.00
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A CARD FULL OF CUNTS! OFFENSIVE CARD FOR ANY OCCASION

£4.00
A KISS, A CUDDLE, A CHEEKY FINGER. VALENTINE'S, ANNIVERSARY.

A KISS, A CUDDLE, A CHEEKY FINGER. VALENTINE'S, ANNIVERSARY.

£4.00
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A MASSIVE CARD FOR A MASSIVE CUNT

£4.00
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ABOUT FUCKING TIME Leaving Card

£4.00
APPY VALENTINE'S SUGAR TITS CARD

APPY VALENTINE'S SUGAR TITS NESSA CARD

£4.00
BEST LEAVING CARD EVER! Card

BEST LEAVING CARD EVER! SPEECH BUBBLES & QUOTES

£4.00
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BESTEST CUNT CARD

£4.00

BIRTHDAY CARD - 30, 40, 50, 60 YEARS OLD AND YOU'RE STILL A CUNT

£4.00

BIRTHDAY MINI SCRATCH CARD - YOU'RE A CUNT

£1.50
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CAN'T WAIT TO GIVE YOU A MASSIVE CWTCH WELSH CARD

CAN'T WAIT TO GIVE YOU A MASSIVE CWTCH WELSH CARD

£4.00
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CHEERS CUNT CARD

£4.00
CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'RE FUCKING OLD BIRTHDAY CARD

CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'RE FUCKING OLD BIRTHDAY CARD

£4.00

CUNT OF THE YEAR TROPHY - any occasion card

£4.00
CUNT. THERE'S ONE INSIDE EVERY BMW CARD

CUNT. THERE'S ONE INSIDE EVERY BMW CARD

£4.00
Obscene funny offensive congratulations cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

Congratu-cunting-lations Card (congratulations)

£4.00

Congratulations Card pregnancy - Hooray! you're up the Duff, hope it doesn't turn out to be an ugly cunt, like you!

£4.00
Congratulations Card pregnancy - TWINS HOLY FUCK!. Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

Congratulations Card pregnancy - TWINS HOLY FUCK!

£4.00
Congratulations Card pregnancy - baby shower, cant wait to teach your baby their first swear word Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

Congratulations Card pregnancy - baby shower, cant wait to teach your baby their first swear word

£4.00
Congratulations Card pregnancy - hope you don't get stitches in your twat. Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

Congratulations Card pregnancy - hope you don't get stitches in your twat

£4.00
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Congratulations on the Birth of your Cuntling - Commiserations to your Minge

£4.00
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DAD HAPPY THE DAY YOU FELL OUT OF NANS FANNY CARD

£4.00
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EVEN CUNTS DESERVE A BIRTHDAY CARD

£4.00
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EVEN TWATS DESERVE A BIRTHDAY CARD

£4.00
EVERYONE CAN JUST FUCK THE FUCK OFF FUNNY NOVELTY PEN

EVERYONE CAN JUST FUCK THE FUCK OFF FUNNY NOVELTY PEN

£2.50

EVERYONE CAN JUST FUCK THE FUCK OFF MUG \ CUP

£11.00
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FESTIVE FLAPS CHRISTMAS CARD

FESTIVE FLAPS CHRISTMAS CARD

£4.00
FLAPPY CHRISTMAS, CHRISTMAS CARD

FLAPPY CHRISTMAS, CHRISTMAS CARD

£4.00
FLAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY CARD

FLAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY CARD

£4.00
FROM ONE CUNT TO ANOTHER. VALENTINE'S, ANNIVERSARY, MOST OCCASION CARD.Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

FROM ONE CUNT TO ANOTHER. VALENTINE'S, ANNIVERSARY, MOST OCCASION CARD

£4.00

FUCK ME YOU'RE 40! FUNNY BIRTHDAY CARD (CHOOSE ANY AGE)

£4.00

FUNNY BIRTHDAY/FATHERS DAY CARD - SUPERMAN, IS IT A BIRD? NOPE IT'S AN OLD CUNT

£4.00
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FUNNY FATHER CARD - I THINK YOU'RE OK, BUT MUM THINKS YOU'RE A TWAT

£4.00
FUNNY INSULTING CARD - NOT EVERY FLOWER CAN SAY LOVE,NOT EVERY CUNT CAN READ

FUNNY INSULTING CARD - NOT EVERY FLOWER CAN SAY LOVE, NOT EVERY CUNT CAN READ

£4.00
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FUNNY INSULTING CARD - TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR, WHAT A CUNT I THINK YOU ARE

£4.00
FUNNY VALENTINES DAY CARD - You're not just a cunt, you're my favourite cunt. Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

FUNNY VALENTINES DAY CARD - You're not just a cunt, you're my favourite cunt

£4.00

Fathers Day Card - YOUR WISH CAME TRUE, MY KIDS ARE ALSO CUNTS

£4.00
From the stepchild you inherited when you started shagging Mum Funny Fathers Day Card , Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

From the stepchild you inherited when you started shagging Mum Funny Fathers Day Card

£4.00
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Funny Birthday Card - ANOTHER YEAR CLOSER TO DEATH

£4.00
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Funny Birthday Card - EVEN UNICORNS THINK YOU'RE A CUNT

£4.00
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Funny Birthday Card - Hope you have a shit birthday you cunt

£4.00

Funny Birthday Card - only cunts are born on (CHOOSE YOUR DATE)

£4.50
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Funny Card - EVEN CATS THINK YOU'RE A CUNT

£4.00
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Funny Christmas Card - A cunt is for life, not just for Christmas

£4.00

Funny Fathers Day Card - DAD YOUR JOKES ARE SHIT

£4.00

Funny Fathers Day Card - I still can't believe I used to live in your balls

£4.00

Funny Fathers Day Card - Thank you for not wiping me on the curtain!

£4.00
Funny Fathers Day Card - We can't believe we used to live in your balls. Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

Funny Fathers Day Card - We can't believe we used to live in your balls

£4.00

Funny Fathers Day Card - of all the balls in all the world, I'm glad I came out of yours

£4.00

Funny Fathers Day Card Because You Shagged Mum, I have to buy you a card every fucking year to celebrate it!

£4.00
FUNNY FATHERS DAY CARDS. Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

Funny Fathers Day Card Happy Fucking Fathers Day you cunt! its because of you I swear so much

£4.00

Funny Happy Birthday Sister Card

£4.00
Funny Happy Birthday card - ONE MORE YEAR, ONE MORE CHIN YOU FAT CUNT

Funny Happy Birthday card - ONE MORE YEAR, ONE MORE CHIN YOU FAT CUNT

£4.00

Funny Wedding Card - Congratulations on your first marriage

£4.00

Funny Wedding Card - Congratulations you stupid pair of cunts

£4.00

Funny Wedding Card - MR & MRS CUNT

£4.00

Funny Wedding Card - Marriage Wankers

£4.00
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GET BACK TO WORK YOU LAZY CUNT CARD

£4.00
GET FUCKED UP ON YOUR BIRTHDAY JEREMY KYLE CARD

GET FUCKED UP ON YOUR BIRTHDAY JEREMY KYLE CARD

£4.00
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GOOD LUCK CUNTY CARD

£4.00

GUESS WHOSE FAULT IT IS YOU HAVE TO ISOLATE ON YOUR BIRTHDAY? CAROLE FUCKING BASKIN! TIGER KING FUNNY CARD

£3.25
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BAWBAG FUNNY CARD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BAWBAG FUNNY CARD

£4.00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BELLEND FUNNY CARD

£4.00
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARD - SEE YOU SOON (Grim Reaper)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARD - SEE YOU SOON (Grim Reaper)

£4.00
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CUNT CHOPS FUNNY CARD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CUNT CHOPS FUNNY CARD

£4.00
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CUNT FEATURES FUNNY CARD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CUNT FEATURES FUNNY CARD

£4.00
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY CUNTY MCCUNTFACE

£4.00
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICK HEAD FUNNY CARD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICK HEAD FUNNY CARD

£4.00
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GAYLORD CARD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GAYLORD CARD

£4.00
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GINGER PUBES CARD

£4.00
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KNOB HEAD FUNNY CARD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KNOB HEAD FUNNY CARD

£4.00
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PISSY PANTS CARD Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PISSY PANTS CARD

£4.00
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SMELLY FANNY FUNNY CARD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SMELLY FANNY FUNNY CARD

£4.00
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME FUNNY JESUS CHRISTMAS CARD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME FUNNY JESUS CHRISTMAS CARD

£4.00
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE ONLY GAY IN THE VILLAGE CARD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE ONLY GAY IN THE VILLAGE CARD

£4.00
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU AND YOUR SAGGY BALLS FUNNY CARD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU AND YOUR SAGGY BALLS FUNNY CARD

£4.00
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU COOL CAT CAROLE BASKIN TIGER KING FUNNY CARD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU COOL CAT CAROLE BASKIN TIGER KING FUNNY CARD

£4.00
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU LITTLE PRICK CARD

£4.00
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU PRICK FUNNY CARD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU PRICK FUNNY CARD

£4.00
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU TOTAL SLAG KAT SLATER EASTENDERS FUNNY CARD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU TOTAL SLAG KAT SLATER EASTENDERS FUNNY CARD

£4.00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY,ONE YEAR CLOSER TO STINKING OF PISS (CHOOSE YOUR AGE)

£4.00
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY CARD, FROM THE CROTCH GOBLIN / S Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY CARD, FROM THE CROTCH GOBLIN / S

£4.00
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY, FROM THE GOOD ONE CARD Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY, FROM THE GOOD ONE CARD

£4.00
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY, FROM THE NAUGHTY ONE CARD, Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY, FROM THE NAUGHTY ONE CARD

£4.00
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY, HERE'S YOUR SENTIMENTAL FOLDED CARD. Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY, HERE'S YOUR SENTIMENTAL FOLDED CARD

£4.00
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY CARD, PISSY KNICKERS. Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY CARD, PISSY KNICKERS

£4.00
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY CARD, SORRY I'M THE REASON YOU HAVE TO WEAR PISS PADS. Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY CARD, SORRY I'M THE REASON YOU HAVE TO WEAR PISS PADS

£4.00
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HAPPY THE DAY YOUR FACE RUBBED ON YOUR MOTHERS MINGE DAY CARD

£4.00
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HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY CUNTCAKE

£4.00

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY SWEETHEART. IT'S LETTUCE YOU FAT CUNT NOW GO FOR A JOG

£4.00
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO MY FAVOURITE HUSBAND. Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO MY FAVOURITE HUSBAND

£4.00
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HAVE A REALLY SHIT DAY CARD

£4.00
HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING BILL COSBY CHRISTMAS CARD

HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING BILL COSBY CHRISTMAS CARD

£4.00
HEY ALL YOU COOL CATS AND KITTENS CAROLE BASKIN TIGER KING FUNNY CARD

HEY ALL YOU COOL CATS AND KITTENS CAROLE BASKIN TIGER KING FUNNY CARD

£4.00
HOLY FUCKING SHIT BALLS, YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED CARD

HOLY FUCKING SHIT BALLS, YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED CARD

£4.00
HOPE YOUR BIRTHDAY ISN'T AS SHIT AS YOU ARE AT ANSWERING YOUR PHONE

HOPE YOUR BIRTHDAY ISN'T AS SHIT AS YOU ARE AT ANSWERING YOUR PHONE

£4.00
HOPE YOUR BIRTHDAY ISN'T AS SHIT AS YOU ARE AT REPLYING TO A TEXT

HOPE YOUR BIRTHDAY ISN'T AS SHIT AS YOU ARE AT REPLYING TO A TEXT

£4.00
HOPE YOUR NEW COLLEAGUES AREN'T TWATTY CUNTS Leaving Card

HOPE YOUR NEW COLLEAGUES AREN'T TWATTY CUNTS Leaving Card

£4.00

Happy (Step) Fathers Day Card - To someone who's been more of a father to me than my Twat of a sperm donor

£4.00

Happy Fathers Day - If Dad can't fix it, it's fucking fucked

£4.00

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