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All the funny obscene cards you need for your Family, friend and loved ones for all occasions
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18th Birthday Card - Time to grow the fuck up! (CHOOSE ANY AGE)
Available in two sizesA5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)BLANK INSIDE, or choose to have a message printed inside (+£...
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A KISS, A CUDDLE, A CHEEKY FINGER. VALENTINE'S, ANNIVERSARY.
ONE OF MY MANY FAVOURITE GAVIN AND STACEY QUOTES.Available in two sizesA5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)BLANK INSID...
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A MASSIVE CARD FOR A MASSIVE CUNT
Available in two sizesA5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)BLANK INSIDE, or choose to have a message printed inside (+£...
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APPY VALENTINE'S SUGAR TITS NESSA CARD
Available in two sizesA5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)BLANK INSIDE, or choose to have a message printed inside (+£...
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BEST LEAVING CARD EVER! SPEECH BUBBLES & QUOTES
Available in two sizesSTANDARD A5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)XXL A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)Blank inside unless 'Message Inside' (+0.75p) b...
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BESTEST CUNT CARD
Available in two sizesA5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)Blank inside unless 'Message Inside' (+0.75p) chosen from th...
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BIRTHDAY CARD - 30, 40, 50, 60 YEARS OLD AND YOU'RE STILL A CUNT
Available in;A5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mmPlease choose what year you'd like from the drop down menu below.Blank inside unless 'Message Inside' (0.75p) c...
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BIRTHDAY MINI SCRATCH CARD - YOU'RE A CUNT
3 x YOU'RE A CUNT reveals!Just for fun scratch card to wind up the Birthday cunt!Approx 8cm x 10cmCellophane SealedPackaged in a hard back envelopeDes...
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BYE CUNT leaving card
Available in two sizesA5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)Blank inside unless 'Message Inside' (+0.75p) chosen from th...
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CAN'T WAIT TO GIVE YOU A MASSIVE CWTCH WELSH CARD
Available in two sizesA5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)Blank inside unless 'Message Inside' (+0.75p) chosen from th...
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CHEERS CUNT CARD
Available in two sizesA5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)BLANK INSIDE, or choose to have a message printed inside (+£...
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CUNT BALLOON BIRTHDAY CARD
Available in two sizesA5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)BLANK INSIDE, or choose to have a message printed inside (+£...
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CUNT CARD - UPLOAD YOUR OWN PIC / PHOTO / IMAGE / PERSONALISED
PERSONALISED CARDS JUST GOT BETTER!Upload your own picture and I'll do our best to get their face on the card. If the quality of the picture isn't gr...
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CUNT OF THE YEAR TROPHY - any occasion card
Available in two sizesA5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)Blank inside unless 'Message Inside' (+0.75p) chosen from th...
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Congratu-cunting-lations Card (congratulations)
A5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)BLANK INSIDE, or choose to have a message printed inside (+£0.75p) by ticking the ...
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Congratulations Card pregnancy - Hooray! you're up the Duff, hope it doesn't turn out to be an ugly cunt, like you!
Available in two sizesA5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)Blank inside unless 'Message Inside' (+0.75p) chosen from th...
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Congratulations Card pregnancy - TWINS HOLY FUCK!
Available in two sizesA5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)Blank inside unless 'Message Inside' (+0.75p) chosen from th...
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Congratulations Card pregnancy - baby shower, cant wait to teach your baby their first swear word
Available in two sizesA5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)Blank inside unless 'Message Inside' (+0.75p) chosen from th...
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Congratulations Card pregnancy - hope you don't get stitches in your twat
Available in two sizesA5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)Blank inside unless 'Message Inside' (+0.75p) chosen from th...
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Congratulations on the Birth of your Cuntling - Commiserations to your Minge
Available in two sizesA5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)Blank inside unless 'Message Inside' (+0.75p) chosen from th...
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DAD HAPPY THE DAY YOU FELL OUT OF NANS FANNY CARD
Available in two sizesA5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)BLANK INSIDE, or choose to have a message printed inside (+£...
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EVEN CUNTS DESERVE A BIRTHDAY CARD
Available in two sizesA5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)BLANK INSIDE, or choose to have a message printed inside (+£...
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EVEN TWATS DESERVE A BIRTHDAY CARD
Available in two sizesA5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)BLANK INSIDE, or choose to have a message printed inside (+£...
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EVERYONE CAN JUST FUCK THE FUCK OFF FUNNY NOVELTY PEN
Don't you just LOVE an obscene pen!Great for the workplace (if the boss lets you get away with it!), a perfect gift for a friend, or keep them for you...
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