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A KISS, A CUDDLE, A CHEEKY FINGER. VALENTINE'S, ANNIVERSARY.
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APPY VALENTINE'S SUGAR TITS NESSA CARD
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FROM ONE CUNT TO ANOTHER. VALENTINE'S, ANNIVERSARY, MOST OCCASION CARD
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I FUCKING LOVE EWE, EWE TWAT. VALENTINE'S / ANNIVERSARY CARD
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I LOVE YOU AND YOUR GINGER PUBES CARD
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I LOVE YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST AS CUNTY AS ME
£4.00
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I WANT TO ROLL YOU UP INTO A TINY BALL AND PUT YOU UP MY FANNY
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I WOLF YOU (from the Netflix series YOU) VALENTINE'S / ANNIVERSARY DAY CARD
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I WONT LIE TO YOU, I LOVES YOU, I MEANS IT NESSA VALENTINE CARD
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IN A WORLD FULL OF CUNTS, YOU'RE MY FAVOURITE. VALENTINE'S, ANNIVERSARY CARD
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OH! I LOVES YOU NESSA VALENTINE CARD
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ROSES ARE RED MY TAMPON IS TOO, SORRY MY DARLING IT'S PORNHUB FOR YOU!. Funny card
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ROSES ARE RED YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL EYES EVEN THOUGH YOUR FLAPS TOUCH THE INSIDE OF YOUR THIGHS
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ROSES ARE RED, HUGE SHOUT OUT TO THOSE ON THEIR OWN. VALENTINE'S CARD
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THANKS FOR NOT BEING A PRICK VALENTINE'S ANNIVERSARY CARD
£4.00
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Thank you for swiping right - Anniversary / Valentine card - Tinder
£4.00
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YOU GOT THIS FAR WITHOUT COMING ON MY SHOW ANNIVERSARY JEREMY KYLE CARD
£4.00
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YOU MAKE MY WILLY DRIBBLE VALENTINE'S, ANNIVERSARY CARD.
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YOU WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVOURITE CUNT CARD
£4.00
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YOU'RE A CUNT, BUT I LOVE YOU VALENTINE, ANNIVERSARY CARD
£4.00
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YOU'RE A CUNT, BUT YOU'RE MY CUNT - VALENTINE, ANNIVERSARY CARD
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YOU'RE A MASSIVE PRICK, BUT YOU'RE MY PRICK
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YOU'RE LUSH YOU ARE. VALENTINE'S, ANNIVERSARY, MOST OCCASION CARD
£4.00
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YOU'RE THE FRED TO MY ROSE FUNNY VALENTINES ANNIVERSARY CARD
£4.00
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YOU'RE THE NESSA TO MY SMITHY VALENTINE'S, ANNIVERSARY CARD
£4.00
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YOU'RE THE ROSE TO MY FRED FUNNY VALENTINES ANNIVERSARY CARD
£4.00
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YOU'RE THE SMITHY TO MY NESSA VALENTINE'S, ANNIVERSARY CARD
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You make my fanny smile Funny Anniversary / Valentine card
£4.00
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You're My Favourite Cunt Valentine / Anniversary Card
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You're not just a psycho, you're my psycho VALENTINE, ANNIVERSARY CARD
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Anniversary Card - You still make my tits tingle
£4.00
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I love you with all my CUNT Anniversary Valentine's day card
£4.00
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I'D EAT THE SWEETCORN FROM YOUR POO CARD
£4.00
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I'D SUCK A FART FROM YOUR ARSE ANNIVERSARY / VALENTINE CARD
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Cunt in Heart - Anniversary / Valentine card
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EAT ME CAT'S TONGUE VALENTINE'S, ANNIVERSARY CARD
£4.00
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HEY BABY DID YOU FALL FROM HEAVEN? 'CAUSE YOUR FACE IS PROPER FUCKED CARD
£4.00
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Funny Happy Anniversary Card - I've shaved my lady garden especially for you!
£4.00
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Anniversary Card - You Miserable Twat
£4.00
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Anniversary Card - Cunty Chops
£4.00
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Anniversary Card - I will love you even When You Start smelling of Piss
£4.00
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Anniversary Card - I will love you even When it Shrivels Up
£4.00
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Anniversary Card - Surprised you haven't stabbed each other yet
£4.00
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Anniversary Card - Surprised you lasted this long
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Anniversary Card - To the best pair of cunts I know
£4.00
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Anniversary Card - You miserable pair of Cunts
£4.00
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CUNT LIVE WITHOUT YOU VALENTINE'S CARD
£4.00
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Don't Expect Fuck All - This card cost a couple of quid
£4.00
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EVEN THOUGH I CAN'T SEE YOU ON YOUR ANNIVERSARY, I STILL THINK YOU'RE A CUNT SELF ISOLATION CARD
£3.25
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EVEN THOUGH I'M VEGAN, I'D STILL EAT YOUR MEAT! Anniversary / Valentine's Card
£4.00
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Flowery cunt. Funny Anniversary / Valentine card
£4.00
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GINGER PUBES CARD
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HAPPY ANNIVERSARY IF THIS CARD DIDN'T REACH YOU ON TIME, BLAME THAT BITCH CAROLE FUCKIN' BASKIN JOE EXOTIC TIGER KING
£4.00
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HAPPY ISOLATED ANNIVERSARY. PS. I FARTED IN THE ENVELOPE SELF ISOLATION CARD
£3.25
£4.00
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HEART FULL OF CUNTS WORD ART CARD
£4.00
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HITLER CARD - DON'T SAY NEIN, PLEASE BE MEIN - VALENTINE, ANNIVERSARY
£4.00
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Happy Anniversary Card - I will love you even When Your Flaps Dry Up
£4.00
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Happy Anniversary Card - So Glad I Swiped Right (Tinder)
£4.00
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Happy Anniversary Card - Surprised I haven't stabbed you yet
£4.00
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Happy Anniversary Card - What's for tea?
£4.00
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Happy Anniversary Card - You still Make My Balls Tingle
£4.00
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Happy Anniversary Card - You still Make My Flaps Flutter
£4.00
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Happy Anniversary Card - You still make Me Wetter Than an Otters Pocket
£4.00
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I KNEW IT WAS LOVE, WHEN I FARTED AND YOU LAUGHED
£4.00
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I KNEW IT WAS LOVE, WHEN YOU HEARD ME HAVING A SHIT, AND DIDN'T RUN AWAY
£4.00
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I LOVE EWE. VALENTINE'S / ANNIVERSARY CARD
£4.00
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I Love Your Baps - Anniversary / Valentine card
£4.00
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I Love you So Much Even When your Minge is Stubbly Valentines Day Card
£4.00
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I love you with all my tits Anniversary / Valentine Card
£4.00
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I love you, you Minge Teasing Bastard Valentine / Anniversary Card
£4.00
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I use your Razor to shave my Fanny - Anniversary / Valentine card
£4.00
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I'M SORRY FOR BEING A BELLEND CARD
£4.00
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I'M SORRY FOR BEING A BIT OF A TWAT CARD
£4.00
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I'm sorry My Colossal Penis left your Minge in Tatters Valentine's Day Card
£4.00
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LET'S GET CUNTED!
£4.00
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Lets Get Fucking Mortal Card - any occasion (Geordie Shore)
£4.00
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NEW SCRATCH-OFF CARDS! HAPPY ANNIVERSARY. BUM SEX, JOG ON!
£4.50
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NOTHING SAYS I LOVE YOU LIKE A FOLDED PIECE OF CARD
£4.00
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ON BEHALF OF MY VAGINA, I'M PLEASED TO INFORM YOU, YOUR PENIS IS ON POINT!
£4.00
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SLATHER YOU IN SARDINE OIL FEED YOU TO MY MASSIVE PUSSY CAROLE BASKIN TIGER KING FUNNY CARD
£4.00
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SMASH MY GASH Funny Card
£4.00
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SMITHY'S INDIAN LIST, CHICKEN BHUNA... CARD
£4.00
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SWEAR TOO MUCH, DRINK TOO MUCH, PERFECT MAN!
£4.00
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SWEAR TOO MUCH, DRINK TOO MUCH, PERFECT WOMAN!
£4.00
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Sorry Card - Shit, I forgot!
£4.00
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Valentines Day Card - Hitler, Be Mein
£4.00
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Valentines Day Card - It Wont Suck Itself
£4.00
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YOU GIVE ME A LOB ON
£4.00
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YOU MAKE MY KNOB THROB
£4.00
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YOU'RE SO LUCKY I SWIPED RIGHT! TINDER CARD
£4.00
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YOU'RE THE REICH ONE FOR ME HITLER CARD - VALENTINE, ANNIVERSARY
£4.00
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You make my Fish Flaps Foamy card - anniversary, valentine
£4.00
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Your Penis is Perfect Valentine / Anniversary card
£4.00
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