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18th Birthday Card - Time to grow the fuck up! (CHOOSE ANY AGE)

£4.00
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A CARD FULL OF CUNTS! OFFENSIVE CARD FOR ANY OCCASION

£4.00
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A MASSIVE CARD FOR A MASSIVE CUNT

£4.00

BIRTHDAY CARD - 30, 40, 50, 60 YEARS OLD AND YOU'RE STILL A CUNT

£4.00

BIRTHDAY MINI SCRATCH CARD - YOU'RE A CUNT

£1.50
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CHEERS CUNT CARD

£4.00
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DAD HAPPY THE DAY YOU FELL OUT OF NANS FANNY CARD

£4.00
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EVEN CUNTS DESERVE A BIRTHDAY CARD

£4.00
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EVEN TWATS DESERVE A BIRTHDAY CARD

£4.00
FROM ONE CUNT TO ANOTHER. VALENTINE'S, ANNIVERSARY, MOST OCCASION CARD.Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

FROM ONE CUNT TO ANOTHER. VALENTINE'S, ANNIVERSARY, MOST OCCASION CARD

£4.00

FUCK ME YOU'RE 40! FUNNY BIRTHDAY CARD (CHOOSE ANY AGE)

£4.00
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FUNNY FATHER CARD - I THINK YOU'RE OK, BUT MUM THINKS YOU'RE A TWAT

£4.00
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FUNNY FATHER'S DAY CARD - DAD, YOU'RE A DICKHEAD BUT I LOVE YOU

£4.00
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FUNNY FATHER'S DAY CARD - DAD, YOU'RE A TWAT BUT I LOVE YOU

£4.00
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Funny Birthday Card - ANOTHER YEAR CLOSER TO DEATH

£4.00
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Funny Birthday Card - EVEN UNICORNS THINK YOU'RE A CUNT

£4.00
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Funny Birthday Card - Hope you have a shit birthday you cunt

£4.00

Funny Birthday Card - only cunts are born on (CHOOSE YOUR DATE)

£4.50
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Funny Card - EVEN CATS THINK YOU'RE A CUNT

£4.00

Funny Happy Birthday Sister Card

£4.00

Funny Happy Birthday card - ONE MORE YEAR, ONE MORE CHIN YOU FAT CUNT

£4.00
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Funny Happy Birthday card - STEVIE WONDER - EVEN THOUGH I WONT SEE YOU

£4.00
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY CUNTY MCCUNTFACE

£4.00
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GAYLORD CARD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GAYLORD CARD

£4.00
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GINGER PUBES CARD

£4.00
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY PISSY PANTS CARD

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE ONLY GAY IN THE VILLAGE CARD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE ONLY GAY IN THE VILLAGE CARD

£4.00
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU LITTLE PRICK CARD

£4.00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY,ONE YEAR CLOSER TO STINKING OF PISS (CHOOSE YOUR AGE)

£4.00
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HAPPY THE DAY YOUR FACE RUBBED ON YOUR MOTHERS MINGE DAY CARD

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HAVE A REALLY SHIT DAY CARD

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I HOPE YOU HAVE A CUNTING GOOD BIRTHDAY CARD

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I wanted to get you a funnier card, but because you're an old cunt, you'd probably piss yourself

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I'VE GOT YOU SOMETHING FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY, YOU'RE HOLDING IT CARD Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

I'VE GOT YOU SOMETHING FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY, YOU'RE HOLDING IT CARD

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MUM HAPPY THE DAY YOU FELL OUT OF NANS FANNY CARD

£4.00
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ONLY CUNTS ARE CALLED CARD - ADD ANY NAME!

£4.50
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PISSY PANTS CARD

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PROSECCO, HOW CLASSY LADIES GET CUNTED CARD Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

PROSECCO, HOW CLASSY LADIES GET CUNTED CARD

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ROSES ARE RED MY TAMPON IS TOO, SORRY MY DARLING IT'S PORNHUB FOR YOU!. Funny card

ROSES ARE RED MY TAMPON IS TOO, SORRY MY DARLING IT'S PORNHUB FOR YOU!. Funny card

£4.00
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SHIT EYEBROWS - ALL OCCASION CARD

£4.00
SHIT TO DOLIST - BUY THAT CUNT A BIRTHDAY CARD Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

SHIT TO DO LIST - BUY THAT CUNT A BIRTHDAY CARD

£4.00

TO THE CUNTIEST CUNT I KNOW. All occasions card

£4.00
WITH DEEPEST SYMPATHY ON YOUR BIRTHDAY. Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

WITH DEEPEST SYMPATHY ON YOUR BIRTHDAY

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YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT CARD Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT CARD

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YOU'RE ADOPTED (only joking) CARD

£4.00
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EVEN YOUR DOG THINKS YOU'RE A CUNT

£4.00
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FANCY A BIRTHDAY RIMMING CARD

£4.00

FUNNY BIRTHDAY CARD - BUS WANKER

£4.00
FUNNY BIRTHDAY MERMAID CARD - TURNING 30 / 40 MEANS YOUR MINGE GETS FISHIER! card

FUNNY BIRTHDAY MERMAID CARD - TURNING 30 / 40 MEANS YOUR MINGE GETS FISHIER!

£4.00

FUNNY HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARD - You just went from cunt, to old cunt

£4.00

FUNNY HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARD - You just went from slag, to old slag

£4.00

FUNNY INSULTING BIRTHDAY CARD - CUNT FACE

£4.00

Funny Birthday Card - CALM YOUR CUNT, IT'S ONLY YOUR FUCKING BIRTHDAY

£4.00

Funny Birthday Card - Happy Birthday Piss Head

£4.00
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Funny Birthday Card - Hope your day is as boring as you

£4.00
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY WANK STAIN

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU FUCKING MELT CARD

£4.00
I FOUND THIS HUMERUS - LEGLESS CARD Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

I FOUND THIS HUMERUS - LEGLESS CARD

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I wanted to get you a funnier card, but because you're old, you'd probably pee yourself

£4.00
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PENBLWYDD HAPUS CONT (cunt) - WELSH CARD

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CRAZY TITS - ALL OCCASION CARD

£4.00
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EVEN MERMAIDS THINKS YOU'RE A CUNT

£4.00

Funny Birthday Card - Would've wrote a verse inside but can't remember what rhymes with cunt!

£4.00
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Funny Birthday Card - only cunts are born in (any month)

£4.00

Funny Birthday Card - only cunts are born in on this day

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Funny Happy Birthday Card - Bellend

£4.00

Funny Happy Birthday Card - Calm your tits!

£4.00

Funny Happy Birthday Card - Old As Fuck!

£4.00

Funny Happy Birthday card - To the Biggest Cunt I Know!

£4.00

Funny Happy Birthday card Lets Get Pissed as Fuck!

£4.00
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY LANKY CUNT

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MY BEST MINGE - ALL OCCASION CARD

£4.00
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YOU'RE MY BESTEST BITCH TO BITCH ABOUT BITCHES WITH

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FUNNY FATHER CARD - Farts a lot, Argumentative, etc...

£4.00
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY SISTER FROM YOUR SUPERIOR SIBLING Card

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Happy Birthday Card - Birthday Fisting?

£4.00

Happy Birthday Card Bitch Tits

£4.00

Happy Birthday Card Cunty Chops

£4.00

Happy Birthday Card You Old Fart

£4.00

Happy Birthday Card You Old Twat

£4.00
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MASSIVE BEEF CURTAINS - ALL OCCASION CARD

£4.00

FUNNY HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARD - Let's get cunted

£4.00

Funny Happy Birthday Card - Shave your minge

£4.00

Funny Happy Birthday Card - Let's Get Fucking Mortal (Geordie Shore)

£4.00

Happy 30th Birthday Card - Still a Childish Twat

£4.00

Funny Happy Birthday Card - I've shaved my lady garden especially for you!

£4.00

FUNNY BIRTHDAY/FATHERS DAY CARD - SUPERMAN, IS IT A BIRD? NOPE IT'S AN OLD CUNT

£4.00

BIRTHDAY CARD - ANOTHER YEAR OLDER AND STILL A MASSIVE CUNT

£4.00
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BIRTHDAY PISS CARDS MULTI-PACK x 5

£13.00

Birthday Card - Rim?

£4.00

Birthday Card - Shocker?

£4.00
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CUNT CUNT CUNTY CUNTY CUNT CUNT! ( stick stick ) CARD FOR ANY OCCASION

£4.00
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CUNTGRATULATIONS ON BECOMING A PENSIONER

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Cant get better than a folded Piece of Card

£4.00

Don't Expect Fuck All - This card cost a couple of quid

£4.00

Emoji Card - Happy Birthday Ball Bag

£4.00

Emoji Card - Happy Birthday Shit Head

£4.00

Emoji Card - Happy Birthday Shit House

£4.00
Emoji Cards - Happy Birthday Card Bell End

Emoji Cards - Happy Birthday Card Bell End

£4.00
Emoji Cards - Happy Birthday Card Wanker Wanchor

Emoji Cards - Happy Birthday Card Wanker Wanchor

£4.00