BIRTHDAY CARDS


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BIRTHDAY CARD - 30, 40, 50, 60 YEARS OLD AND YOU'RE STILL A CUNT

£4.00

FUNNY HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARD - 40th, one year closer to stinking of piss

£4.00

FUNNY HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARD - 50th, one year closer to stinking of piss

£4.00

FUNNY HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARD - 60th, one year closer to stinking of piss

£4.00

FUNNY HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARD - FUCK ME YOU'RE 40!

£4.00

FUNNY HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARD - FUCK ME YOU'RE 50!

£4.00

FUNNY HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARD - FUCK ME YOU'RE 60!

£4.00

FUNNY HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARD - FUCK ME YOU'RE 70!

£4.00

FUNNY HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARD - Let's get cunted

£4.00

FUNNY HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARD - You just went from cunt, to old cunt

£4.00

FUNNY HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARD - You just went from slag, to old slag

£4.00

FUNNY INSULTING BIRTHDAY CARD - BUS WANKER

£4.00

FUNNY INSULTING BIRTHDAY CARD - CUNT FACE

£4.00

Funny Birthday Card - CALM YOUR CUNT, IT'S ONLY YOUR FUCKING BIRTHDAY

£4.00

Funny Birthday Card - Happy Birthday Piss Head

£4.00
Funny Obscene offensive cards by Obscenity Cards

Funny Birthday Card - Hope you have a shit birthday you cunt

£4.00
Funny Obscene offensive cards by Obscenity Cards

Funny Birthday Card - Hope your day is as boring as you

£4.00
Obscene fuNNY CARD ONLY CUNTS ARE BORN by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Wine Bags, Lighters & Loads More!

Funny Birthday Card - only cunts are born in (any month)

£4.00

Funny Birthday Card - only cunts are born in on this day

£4.00

Funny Birthday Card - only cunts are born on (CHOOSE YOUR DATE)

£4.50

Funny Happy Birthday Card - Bellend

£4.00

Funny Happy Birthday Card - Calm your tits!

£4.00

Funny Happy Birthday Card - I've shaved my lady garden especially for you!

£4.00

Funny Happy Birthday Card - Let's Get Fucking Mortal (Geordie Shore)

£4.00

Funny Happy Birthday Card - Old As Fuck!

£4.00

Funny Happy Birthday Card - Shave your minge

£4.00

Funny Happy Birthday Sister Card

£4.00

Funny Happy Birthday card - ONE MORE YEAR, ONE MORE CHIN YOU FAT CUNT

£4.00

Funny Happy Birthday card - To the Biggest Cunt I Know!

£4.00

Funny Happy Birthday card Lets Get Pissed as Fuck!

£4.00
Funny birthday lanky cunt card. Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Wine Bags, Lighters & Loads More!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LANKY CUNT

£4.00
Funny WANK STAIN card. Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Wine Bags, Lighters & Loads More!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WANK STAIN

£4.00

Happy 30th Birthday Card - Still a Childish Twat

£4.00

Happy Birthday Card - Birthday Fisting?

£4.00

Happy Birthday Card Bitch Tits

£4.00

Happy Birthday Card Cunty Chops

£4.00

Happy Birthday Card You Old Fart

£4.00

Happy Birthday Card You Old Twat

£4.00

Happy Birthday To the Least piss smelling, soulless Ginger I know!

£4.00

NEW SCRATCH-OFF CARDS! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! BUM SEX, JOG ON!

£4.50
Funny all occasions card by Obscenity Cards. Only cunts are called

ONLY CUNTS ARE CALLED - ADD ANY NAME!

£4.50

FUNNY BIRTHDAY CARD - TURNING 30 / 40 MEANS YOUR MINGE GETS FISHIER! ONE STEP CLOSE TO BEING A MERMAID

£4.00

BIRTHDAY CARD - ANOTHER YEAR OLDER AND STILL A MASSIVE CUNT

£4.00

Birthday Card - Rim?

£4.00

Birthday Card - Shocker?

£4.00

Cant get better than a folded Piece of Card

£4.00

Don't Expect Fuck All - This card cost a couple of quid

£4.00

Emoji Card - Happy Birthday Ball Bag

£4.00

Emoji Card - Happy Birthday Shit Head

£4.00

Emoji Card - Happy Birthday Shit House

£4.00

Emoji Cards - Happy Birthday Card Bell End

£4.00

Emoji Cards - Happy Birthday Card Wanker Wanchor

£4.00

Emoji Cards - Happy Birthday Cock Womble

£4.00

Emoji Cards - Happy Birthday Cow Bag

£4.00

Emoji Cards - Happy Birthday Spunk Trumpet

£4.00

FUNNY BIRTHDAY CARD - Happy Birthday Milf

£4.00

FUNNY BIRTHDAY/FATHERS DAY CARD - SUPERMAN, IS IT A BIRD? NOPE IT'S AN OLD CUNT

£4.00

FUNNY CARD - FLAPPY SHOPPER! GREETINGS CARD

£4.00

Funny 40th birthday Card for a russet headed Ginger - Ed Sheeran

£4.00

Funny Birthday Card - Enjoy getting off your cunt!

£4.00

Funny Birthday Card - Happy 21st Birthday Cunty McCuntface

£4.00

Funny Birthday Card - Happy Birthday Another Year Older and Still a childish twat!

£4.00

Funny Birthday Card - Happy Birthday Dumbo Flaps!

£4.00

Funny Birthday Card - Happy Birthday You Little Shit

£4.00

Funny Birthday Card - Happy Birthday you bald cunt

£4.00

Funny Birthday Card - Would've wrote a verse inside but can't remember what rhymes with cunt!

£4.00

Funny Birthday card- One year closer to stinking of piss

£4.00

Funny Happy Birthday card - Congratulations it's been 365 days since you fell out of a vagina

£4.00

Funny Happy Birthday card - Dropped out of your mums fanny day

£4.00

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY MOULDY PANTS

£4.00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AUNTIE KNOBHEAD

£4.00

Happy 40th Birthday Card - Yep, You're Still a Cunt

£4.00

Happy Birthday - Can I Smash Your Back Doors in?

£4.00

Happy Birthday - Old AF

£4.00

Happy Birthday Brother Card - One year older, still a Childish Twat

£4.00

Happy Birthday Brother Card - You're a Jammy Twat, because you have me as your sister

£4.00

Happy Birthday Card - 30th - We fucking love you

£4.00

Happy Birthday Card - 30th Cunty McCuntface (any age)

£4.00

Happy Birthday Card - Bitch Face

£4.00

Happy Birthday Card - Cuntankerous Bastard

£4.00

Happy Birthday Card - Let's Get Cunted

£4.00

Happy Birthday Card - Let's Get Shit Faced!

£4.00

Happy Birthday Card - Piss head

£4.00

Happy Birthday Card - Piss head. You Rock the Red Wine Purple Teeth Look

£4.00

Happy Birthday Card - You Old cunt

£4.00

Happy Birthday Card Brother or Sister - Mums Second Favourite Child

£4.00

Happy Birthday Card Clowns Pocket

£4.00

Happy Birthday Card Cock Whore

£4.00

Happy Birthday Card Cunt Bag

£4.00

Happy Birthday Card Dad - Thanks for Getting Mum Knocked up

£4.00

Happy Birthday Card Dick Head

£4.00

Happy Birthday Card Dyslexic Twat - I cunt spell

£4.00

Happy Birthday Card Finger Banging

£4.00

Happy Birthday Card Ginger Cunt

£4.00

Happy Birthday Card Monster Knob

£4.00

Happy Birthday Card Shit Lips

£4.00

Happy Birthday Card Slut Face

£4.00

Happy Birthday Card Tiny Tits

£4.00

Happy Birthday Card Twin - My Womb Mate

£4.00

Happy Birthday Card Twin - Only birthday I can remember without a Facebook Reminder

£4.00