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18th Birthday Card - Time to grow the fuck up! (CHOOSE ANY AGE)
£4.00
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A CARD FULL OF CUNTS! OFFENSIVE CARD FOR ANY OCCASION
£4.00
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A MASSIVE CARD FOR A MASSIVE CUNT
£4.00
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BIRTHDAY CARD - 30, 40, 50, 60 YEARS OLD AND YOU'RE STILL A CUNT
£4.00
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BIRTHDAY MINI SCRATCH CARD - YOU'RE A CUNT
£1.50
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CAN'T WAIT TO GIVE YOU A MASSIVE CWTCH WELSH CARD
£4.00
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CHEERS CUNT CARD
£4.00
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CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'RE FUCKING OLD BIRTHDAY CARD
£4.00
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CUNT. THERE'S ONE INSIDE EVERY BMW CARD
£4.00
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DAD HAPPY THE DAY YOU FELL OUT OF NANS FANNY CARD
£4.00
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EVEN CUNTS DESERVE A BIRTHDAY CARD
£4.00
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EVEN TWATS DESERVE A BIRTHDAY CARD
£4.00
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FROM ONE CUNT TO ANOTHER. VALENTINE'S, ANNIVERSARY, MOST OCCASION CARD
£4.00
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FUCK ME YOU'RE 40! FUNNY BIRTHDAY CARD (CHOOSE ANY AGE)
£4.00
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FUNNY BIRTHDAY/FATHERS DAY CARD - SUPERMAN, IS IT A BIRD? NOPE IT'S AN OLD CUNT
£4.00
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FUNNY FATHER CARD - I THINK YOU'RE OK, BUT MUM THINKS YOU'RE A TWAT
£4.00
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Funny Birthday Card - ANOTHER YEAR CLOSER TO DEATH
£4.00
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Funny Birthday Card - EVEN UNICORNS THINK YOU'RE A CUNT
£4.00
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Funny Birthday Card - Hope you have a shit birthday you cunt
£4.00
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Funny Birthday Card - only cunts are born on (CHOOSE YOUR DATE)
£4.50
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Funny Card - EVEN CATS THINK YOU'RE A CUNT
£4.00
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Funny Happy Birthday Sister Card
£4.00
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Funny Happy Birthday card - ONE MORE YEAR, ONE MORE CHIN YOU FAT CUNT
£4.00
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GET FUCKED UP ON YOUR BIRTHDAY JEREMY KYLE CARD
£4.00
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GUESS WHOSE FAULT IT IS YOU HAVE TO ISOLATE ON YOUR BIRTHDAY? CAROLE FUCKING BASKIN! TIGER KING FUNNY CARD
£3.25
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BAWBAG FUNNY CARD
£4.00
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BELLEND FUNNY CARD
£4.00
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARD - SEE YOU SOON (Grim Reaper)
£4.00
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY CUNT CHOPS FUNNY CARD
£4.00
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY CUNT FEATURES FUNNY CARD
£4.00
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY CUNTY MCCUNTFACE
£4.00
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICK HEAD FUNNY CARD
£4.00
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GAYLORD CARD
£4.00
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GINGER PUBES CARD
£4.00
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY KNOB HEAD FUNNY CARD
£4.00
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY PISSY PANTS CARD
£4.00
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY SMELLY FANNY FUNNY CARD
£4.00
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME FUNNY JESUS CHRISTMAS CARD
£4.00
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE ONLY GAY IN THE VILLAGE CARD
£4.00
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU AND YOUR SAGGY BALLS FUNNY CARD
£4.00
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU COOL CAT CAROLE BASKIN TIGER KING FUNNY CARD
£4.00
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU LITTLE PRICK CARD
£4.00
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU PRICK FUNNY CARD
£4.00
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU TOTAL SLAG KAT SLATER EASTENDERS FUNNY CARD
£4.00
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY,ONE YEAR CLOSER TO STINKING OF PISS (CHOOSE YOUR AGE)
£4.00
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HAPPY THE DAY YOUR FACE RUBBED ON YOUR MOTHERS MINGE DAY CARD
£4.00
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HAVE A REALLY SHIT DAY CARD
£4.00
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HEY ALL YOU COOL CATS AND KITTENS CAROLE BASKIN TIGER KING FUNNY CARD
£4.00
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HOPE YOUR BIRTHDAY ISN'T AS SHIT AS YOU ARE AT ANSWERING YOUR PHONE
£4.00
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HOPE YOUR BIRTHDAY ISN'T AS SHIT AS YOU ARE AT REPLYING TO A TEXT
£4.00
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I HOPE YOU HAVE A CUNTING GOOD BIRTHDAY CARD
£4.00
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I WONT LIE TO YOU, I LOVES YOU, I MEANS IT NESSA VALENTINE CARD
£4.00
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I wanted to get you a funnier card, but because you're an old cunt, you'd probably piss yourself
£4.00
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I'M SORRY FOR BEING A MASSIVE PRICK CARD
£4.00
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I'VE GOT YOU SOMETHING FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY, YOU'RE HOLDING IT CARD
£4.00
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IN A WORLD FULL OF CUNTS, YOU'RE MY FAVOURITE. VALENTINE'S, ANNIVERSARY CARD
£4.00
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MAY YOU LIVE LONG AND HEALTHY AND NEVER SMELL OF PISS
£4.00
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MUM HAPPY THE DAY YOU FELL OUT OF NANS FANNY CARD
£4.00
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OH IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY, HAVE A PINT, OF WINE NESSA BIRTHDAY CARD
£4.00
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OH! I LOVES YOU NESSA VALENTINE CARD
£4.00
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ONLY CUNTS ARE CALLED CARD - ADD ANY NAME!
£4.50
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PISSY PANTS CARD
£4.00
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PROSECCO, HOW CLASSY LADIES GET CUNTED CARD
£4.00
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ROSES ARE RED MY TAMPON IS TOO, SORRY MY DARLING IT'S PORNHUB FOR YOU!. Funny card
£4.00
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ROSES ARE RED YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL EYES EVEN THOUGH YOUR FLAPS TOUCH THE INSIDE OF YOUR THIGHS
£4.00
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ROSES ARE RED, HUGE SHOUT OUT TO THOSE ON THEIR OWN. VALENTINE'S CARD
£4.00
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SHIT EYEBROWS - ALL OCCASION CARD
£4.00
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SHIT TO DO LIST - BUY THAT CUNT A BIRTHDAY CARD
£4.00
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STEVIE WONDER - EVEN THOUGH I WONT SEE YOU Funny Birthday card
£4.00
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THE ONLY THING BEING BLOWN ON YOUR BIRTHDAY CARD
£4.00
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THE RESULTS ARE IN, YOU'RE STILL A MASSIVE BELLEND (Change the swear!) JEREMY KYLE CARD
£4.00
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TO THE CUNTIEST CUNT I KNOW. All occasions card
£4.00
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TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR WHAT A PISSY CUNT YOU ARE CARD
£4.00
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WITH DEEPEST SYMPATHY ON YOUR BIRTHDAY YOU OLD CUNT
£4.00
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WITH OLD AGE COMES NEW SKILLS, LAUGH, SNEEZE COUGH AND PISS YOURSELF
£4.00
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WITH OLD AGE COMES WISDOM, AND SAGGY BALLS BIRTHDAY CARD
£4.00
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WOW YOU'RE HOW OLD??! SAGGY BALLS AND GAPING ARSE FUNNY CARD
£4.00
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YOU DON'T LOOK A DAY OVER 70 BIRTHDAY CARD
£4.00
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YOU HAVEN'T AGED A BIT LEONARDO MEME BIRTHDAY CARD
£4.00
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YOU MAKE MY WILLY DRIBBLE VALENTINE'S, ANNIVERSARY CARD.
£4.00
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YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT CARD
£4.00
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YOU'RE ADOPTED (only joking) CARD
£4.00
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YOU'RE LUSH YOU ARE. VALENTINE'S, ANNIVERSARY, MOST OCCASION CARD
£4.00
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YOU'RE ONCE, TWICE, THREE TIMES A DICKHEAD LIONEL RITCHIE CARD
£4.00
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YOU'RE THE NESSA TO MY SMITHY VALENTINE'S, ANNIVERSARY CARD
£4.00
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YOU'RE THE SMITHY TO MY NESSA VALENTINE'S, ANNIVERSARY CARD
£4.00
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EVEN YOUR DOG THINKS YOU'RE A CUNT FUNNY CARD
£4.00
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FANCY A BIRTHDAY RIMMING CARD
£4.00
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FUNNY BIRTHDAY CARD - BUS WANKER
£4.00
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FUNNY BIRTHDAY MERMAID CARD - TURNING 30 / 40 MEANS YOUR MINGE GETS FISHIER!
£4.00
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FUNNY HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARD - You just went from cunt, to old cunt
£4.00
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FUNNY HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARD - You just went from slag, to old slag
£4.00
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FUNNY INSULTING BIRTHDAY CARD - CUNT FACE
£4.00
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Funny Birthday Card - CALM YOUR CUNT, IT'S ONLY YOUR FUCKING BIRTHDAY
£4.00
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Funny Birthday Card - Happy Birthday Piss Head
£4.00
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Funny Birthday Card - Hope your day is as boring as you
£4.00
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BELL WHIFF FUNNY CARD
£4.00
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG EARS FUNNY CARD
£4.00
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHEESEY KNOB FUNNY CARD
£4.00
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY FESTIVAL FANNY FUNNY CARD
£4.00
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