BIRTHDAY CARDS
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18th Birthday Card - Time to grow the fuck up! (CHOOSE ANY AGE)
Available in two sizesA5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)BLANK INSIDE, or choose to have a message printed inside (+£...
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A MASSIVE CARD FOR A MASSIVE CUNT
Available in two sizesA5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)BLANK INSIDE, or choose to have a message printed inside (+£...
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BIRTHDAY CARD - 30, 40, 50, 60 YEARS OLD AND YOU'RE STILL A CUNT
Available in;A5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mmPlease choose what year you'd like from the drop down menu below.Blank inside unless 'Message Inside' (0.75p) c...
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BIRTHDAY MINI SCRATCH CARD - YOU'RE A CUNT
3 x YOU'RE A CUNT reveals!Just for fun scratch card to wind up the Birthday cunt!Approx 8cm x 10cmCellophane SealedPackaged in a hard back envelopeDes...
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CAN'T WAIT TO GIVE YOU A MASSIVE CWTCH WELSH CARD
Available in two sizesA5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)Blank inside unless 'Message Inside' (+0.75p) chosen from th...
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CHEERS CUNT CARD
Available in two sizesA5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)BLANK INSIDE, or choose to have a message printed inside (+£...
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CUNT BALLOON BIRTHDAY CARD
Available in two sizesA5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)BLANK INSIDE, or choose to have a message printed inside (+£...
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CUNT CARD - UPLOAD YOUR OWN PIC / PHOTO / IMAGE / PERSONALISED
PERSONALISED CARDS JUST GOT BETTER!Upload your own picture and I'll do our best to get their face on the card. If the quality of the picture isn't gr...
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DAD HAPPY THE DAY YOU FELL OUT OF NANS FANNY CARD
Available in two sizesA5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)BLANK INSIDE, or choose to have a message printed inside (+£...
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EVEN CUNTS DESERVE A BIRTHDAY CARD
Available in two sizesA5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)BLANK INSIDE, or choose to have a message printed inside (+£...
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EVEN TWATS DESERVE A BIRTHDAY CARD
Available in two sizesA5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)BLANK INSIDE, or choose to have a message printed inside (+£...
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FLORAL ARSEHOLE BIRTHDAY OR ANY OCCASION CARD
Available in two sizesA5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)BLANK INSIDE, or choose to have a message printed inside (+£...
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FROM ONE CUNT TO ANOTHER. VALENTINE'S, ANNIVERSARY, MOST OCCASION CARD
Available in two sizesA5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)BLANK INSIDE, or choose to have a message printed inside (+£...
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FUCK ME YOU'RE 40! FUNNY BIRTHDAY CARD (CHOOSE ANY AGE)
Available in two sizesA5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)Blank inside unless 'Message Inside' (+0.75p) chosen from th...
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FUNNY BIRTHDAY/FATHERS DAY CARD - SUPERMAN, IS IT A BIRD? NOPE IT'S AN OLD CUNT
Available in two sizesA5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)Blank inside unless 'Message Inside' (+0.75p) chosen from th...
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FUNNY FATHER CARD - I THINK YOU'RE OK, BUT MUM THINKS YOU'RE A TWAT
Available in two sizesA5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)Blank inside unless 'Message Inside' (+0.75p) chosen from th...
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Funny Birthday Card - ANOTHER YEAR CLOSER TO DEATH
Available in two sizesA5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)Blank inside unless 'Message Inside' (+0.75p) chosen from th...
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Funny Birthday Card - EVEN UNICORNS THINK YOU'RE A CUNT
Available in two sizesA5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)Blank inside unless 'Message Inside' (+0.75p) chosen from th...
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Funny Birthday Card - Hope you have a shit birthday you cunt
Available in two sizesA5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)Blank inside unless 'Message Inside' (+0.75p) chosen from th...
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Funny Birthday Card - only cunts are born on (CHOOSE YOUR DATE)
Available in two sizesA5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.50)A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£6.00)Please write the date you'd like on the front of the card in...
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Funny Card - EVEN CATS THINK YOU'RE A CUNT
Available in two sizesA5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)BLANK INSIDE, or choose to have a message printed inside (+£...
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Funny Happy Birthday Sister Card
Available in two sizesA5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)BLANK INSIDE, or choose to have a message printed inside (+£...
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Funny Happy Birthday card - ONE MORE YEAR, ONE MORE CHIN YOU FAT CUNT
Available in two sizesA5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)Blank inside unless 'Message Inside' (+0.75p) chosen from th...
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GET FUCKED UP ON YOUR BIRTHDAY JEREMY KYLE CARD
Available in two sizesA5 (A4 folded) 148 x 210mm (£4.00)A4 (A3 folded) 210 × 297mm (£5.50)BLANK INSIDE, or choose to have a message printed inside (+£...
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