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18th Birthday Card - Time to grow the fuck up! (CHOOSE ANY AGE)

£4.00
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A CARD FULL OF CUNTS! OFFENSIVE CARD FOR ANY OCCASION

£4.00
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A MASSIVE CARD FOR A MASSIVE CUNT

£4.00

BIRTHDAY CARD - 30, 40, 50, 60 YEARS OLD AND YOU'RE STILL A CUNT

£4.00

BIRTHDAY MINI SCRATCH CARD - YOU'RE A CUNT

£1.50
CAN'T WAIT TO GIVE YOU A MASSIVE CWTCH WELSH CARD

CAN'T WAIT TO GIVE YOU A MASSIVE CWTCH WELSH CARD

£4.00
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CHEERS CUNT CARD

£4.00
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DAD HAPPY THE DAY YOU FELL OUT OF NANS FANNY CARD

£4.00
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EVEN CUNTS DESERVE A BIRTHDAY CARD

£4.00
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EVEN TWATS DESERVE A BIRTHDAY CARD

£4.00
FROM ONE CUNT TO ANOTHER. VALENTINE'S, ANNIVERSARY, MOST OCCASION CARD.Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

FROM ONE CUNT TO ANOTHER. VALENTINE'S, ANNIVERSARY, MOST OCCASION CARD

£4.00

FUCK ME YOU'RE 40! FUNNY BIRTHDAY CARD (CHOOSE ANY AGE)

£4.00
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FUNNY FATHER CARD - I THINK YOU'RE OK, BUT MUM THINKS YOU'RE A TWAT

£4.00
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Funny Birthday Card - ANOTHER YEAR CLOSER TO DEATH

£4.00
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Funny Birthday Card - EVEN UNICORNS THINK YOU'RE A CUNT

£4.00
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Funny Birthday Card - Hope you have a shit birthday you cunt

£4.00

Funny Birthday Card - only cunts are born on (CHOOSE YOUR DATE)

£4.50
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Funny Card - EVEN CATS THINK YOU'RE A CUNT

£4.00

Funny Happy Birthday Sister Card

£4.00
Funny Happy Birthday card  - ONE MORE YEAR, ONE MORE CHIN YOU FAT CUNT

Funny Happy Birthday card - ONE MORE YEAR, ONE MORE CHIN YOU FAT CUNT

£4.00

GUESS WHOSE FAULT IT IS YOU HAVE TO ISOLATE ON YOUR BIRTHDAY? CAROLE FUCKING BASKIN! TIGER KING FUNNY CARD

£3.25
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BAWBAG FUNNY CARD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BAWBAG FUNNY CARD

£4.00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BELLEND FUNNY CARD

£4.00
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARD - SEE YOU SOON (Grim Reaper)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARD - SEE YOU SOON (Grim Reaper)

£4.00
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CUNT CHOPS FUNNY CARD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CUNT CHOPS FUNNY CARD

£4.00
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CUNT FEATURES FUNNY CARD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CUNT FEATURES FUNNY CARD

£4.00
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY CUNTY MCCUNTFACE

£4.00
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICK HEAD FUNNY CARD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICK HEAD FUNNY CARD

£4.00
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GAYLORD CARD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GAYLORD CARD

£4.00
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GINGER PUBES CARD

£4.00
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KNOB HEAD FUNNY CARD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KNOB HEAD FUNNY CARD

£4.00
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PISSY PANTS CARD Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PISSY PANTS CARD

£4.00
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SMELLY FANNY FUNNY CARD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SMELLY FANNY FUNNY CARD

£4.00
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE ONLY GAY IN THE VILLAGE CARD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE ONLY GAY IN THE VILLAGE CARD

£4.00
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU COOL CAT CAROLE BASKIN TIGER KING FUNNY CARD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU COOL CAT CAROLE BASKIN TIGER KING FUNNY CARD

£4.00
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU LITTLE PRICK CARD

£4.00
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU PRICK FUNNY CARD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU PRICK FUNNY CARD

£4.00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY,ONE YEAR CLOSER TO STINKING OF PISS (CHOOSE YOUR AGE)

£4.00
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HAPPY THE DAY YOUR FACE RUBBED ON YOUR MOTHERS MINGE DAY CARD

£4.00
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HAVE A REALLY SHIT DAY CARD

£4.00
HEY ALL YOU COOL CATS AND KITTENS CAROLE BASKIN TIGER KING FUNNY CARD

HEY ALL YOU COOL CATS AND KITTENS CAROLE BASKIN TIGER KING FUNNY CARD

£4.00
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I HOPE YOU HAVE A CUNTING GOOD BIRTHDAY CARD

£4.00
I WONT LIE TO YOU, I LOES YOU, I MEANS IT NESSA VALENTINE CARD

I WONT LIE TO YOU, I LOVES YOU, I MEANS IT NESSA VALENTINE CARD

£4.00
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I wanted to get you a funnier card, but because you're an old cunt, you'd probably piss yourself

£4.00
I'VE GOT YOU SOMETHING FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY, YOU'RE HOLDING IT CARD Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

I'VE GOT YOU SOMETHING FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY, YOU'RE HOLDING IT CARD

£4.00
IN A WORLD FULL OF CUNTS, YOU'RE MY FAVOURITE. VALENTINE'S, ANNIVERSARY CARD

IN A WORLD FULL OF CUNTS, YOU'RE MY FAVOURITE. VALENTINE'S, ANNIVERSARY CARD

£4.00
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MUM HAPPY THE DAY YOU FELL OUT OF NANS FANNY CARD

£4.00
OH IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY, HAVE A PINT, OF WINE NESSA BIRTHDAY CARD

OH IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY, HAVE A PINT, OF WINE NESSA BIRTHDAY CARD

£4.00
OH! I LOVES YOU NESSA VALENTINE CARD

OH! I LOVES YOU NESSA VALENTINE CARD

£4.00
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ONLY CUNTS ARE CALLED CARD - ADD ANY NAME!

£4.50
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PISSY PANTS CARD

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PROSECCO, HOW CLASSY LADIES GET CUNTED CARD Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

PROSECCO, HOW CLASSY LADIES GET CUNTED CARD

£4.00
ROSES ARE RED MY TAMPON IS TOO, SORRY MY DARLING IT'S PORNHUB FOR YOU!. Funny card

ROSES ARE RED MY TAMPON IS TOO, SORRY MY DARLING IT'S PORNHUB FOR YOU!. Funny card

£4.00
ROSES ARE RED, HUGE SHOUT OUT TO THOSE ON THEIR OWN. VALENTINE'S CARD

ROSES ARE RED, HUGE SHOUT OUT TO THOSE ON THEIR OWN. VALENTINE'S CARD

£4.00
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SHIT EYEBROWS - ALL OCCASION CARD

£4.00
SHIT TO DOLIST - BUY THAT CUNT A BIRTHDAY CARD Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

SHIT TO DO LIST - BUY THAT CUNT A BIRTHDAY CARD

£4.00
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STEVIE WONDER - EVEN THOUGH I WONT SEE YOU Funny Birthday card

£4.00
THE ONLY THING BEING BLOWN ON YOUR BIRTHDAY CARD

THE ONLY THING BEING BLOWN ON YOUR BIRTHDAY CARD

£4.00

TO THE CUNTIEST CUNT I KNOW. All occasions card

£4.00
TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR WHAT A PISSY CUNT YOU ARE CARD

TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR WHAT A PISSY CUNT YOU ARE CARD

£4.00
WITH DEEPEST SYMPATHY ON YOUR BIRTHDAY. Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

WITH DEEPEST SYMPATHY ON YOUR BIRTHDAY YOU OLD CUNT

£4.00
YOU MAKE MY WILLY DRIBBLE VALENTINE'S, ANNIVERSARY CARD.

YOU MAKE MY WILLY DRIBBLE VALENTINE'S, ANNIVERSARY CARD.

£4.00
YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT CARD Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT CARD

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YOU'RE ADOPTED (only joking) CARD, Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

YOU'RE ADOPTED (only joking) CARD

£4.00
YOU'RE LUSH YOU ARE. VALENTINE'S, ANNIVERSARY, MOST OCCASION CARD

YOU'RE LUSH YOU ARE. VALENTINE'S, ANNIVERSARY, MOST OCCASION CARD

£4.00
YOU'RE THE NESSA TO MY SMITHY VALENTINE'S, ANNIVERSARY CARD

YOU'RE THE NESSA TO MY SMITHY VALENTINE'S, ANNIVERSARY CARD

£4.00
YOU'RE THE SMITHY TO MY NESSA VALENTINE'S, ANNIVERSARY CARD

YOU'RE THE SMITHY TO MY NESSA VALENTINE'S, ANNIVERSARY CARD

£4.00
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EVEN YOUR DOG THINKS YOU'RE A CUNT FUNNY CARD

£4.00
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FANCY A BIRTHDAY RIMMING CARD

£4.00

FUNNY BIRTHDAY CARD - BUS WANKER

£4.00
FUNNY BIRTHDAY MERMAID CARD - TURNING 30 / 40 MEANS YOUR MINGE GETS FISHIER! card

FUNNY BIRTHDAY MERMAID CARD - TURNING 30 / 40 MEANS YOUR MINGE GETS FISHIER!

£4.00

FUNNY HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARD - You just went from cunt, to old cunt

£4.00

FUNNY HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARD - You just went from slag, to old slag

£4.00

FUNNY INSULTING BIRTHDAY CARD - CUNT FACE

£4.00

Funny Birthday Card - CALM YOUR CUNT, IT'S ONLY YOUR FUCKING BIRTHDAY

£4.00

Funny Birthday Card - Happy Birthday Piss Head

£4.00
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Funny Birthday Card - Hope your day is as boring as you

£4.00
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BELL WHIFF FUNNY CARD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BELL WHIFF FUNNY CARD

£4.00
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG EARS FUNNY CARD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG EARS FUNNY CARD

£4.00
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHEESEY KNOB FUNNY CARD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHEESEY KNOB FUNNY CARD

£4.00
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FESTIVAL FANNY FUNNY CARD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FESTIVAL FANNY FUNNY CARD

£4.00
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FUCK FACE FUNNY CARD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FUCK FACE FUNNY CARD

£4.00
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MINGE BREATH FUNNY CARD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MINGE BREATH FUNNY CARD

£4.00
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY WANK STAIN

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU FUCKING MELT CARD

£4.00
I FOUND THIS HUMERUS - LEGLESS CARD Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

I FOUND THIS HUMERUS - LEGLESS CARD

£4.00
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I wanted to get you a funnier card, but because you're old, you'd probably pee yourself

£4.00
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PENBLWYDD HAPUS CONT (cunt) - WELSH CARD

£4.00
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CRAZY TITS - ALL OCCASION CARD

£4.00
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EVEN MERMAIDS THINKS YOU'RE A CUNT

£4.00
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FUNNY FATHER'S DAY CARD - DAD, YOU'RE A DICKHEAD BUT I LOVE YOU

£4.00
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FUNNY FATHER'S DAY CARD - DAD, YOU'RE A TWAT BUT I LOVE YOU

£4.00

Funny Birthday Card - Would've wrote a verse inside but can't remember what rhymes with cunt!

£4.00
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Funny Birthday Card - only cunts are born in (any month)

£4.00

Funny Birthday Card - only cunts are born in on this day

£4.00

Funny Happy Birthday Card - Bellend

£4.00

Funny Happy Birthday Card - Calm your tits!

£4.00

Funny Happy Birthday Card - Old As Fuck!

£4.00

Funny Happy Birthday card - To the Biggest Cunt I Know!

£4.00

Funny Happy Birthday card Lets Get Pissed as Fuck!

£4.00

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