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BIRTHDAY MINI SCRATCH CARD - YOU'RE A CUNT

£1.50

GUESS WHOSE FAULT IT IS YOU HAVE TO ISOLATE ON YOUR BIRTHDAY? CAROLE FUCKING BASKIN! TIGER KING FUNNY CARD

£3.25
EVEN THOUGH I CAN'T SEE YOU ON YOUR BIRTHDAY I STILL THINK YOU'RE A CUNT SELF ISOLATION CARD

EVEN THOUGH I CAN'T SEE YOU ON YOUR BIRTHDAY I STILL THINK YOU'RE A CUNT SELF ISOLATION CARD

£3.25

HAPPY ISOLATED BIRTHDAY. PS. I FARTED IN THE ENVELOPE SELF ISOLATION CARD

£3.25 £4.00

GUESS WHOSE FAULT IT IS THE PUBS ARE SHUT ON YOUR BIRTHDAY? CAROLE FUCKING BASKIN! TIGER KING FUNNY CARD

£3.25

Emoji Card - Happy Birthday Shit Head

£4.00

Funny Birthday Card - Happy Birthday Piss Head

£4.00

Funny Birthday Card - Happy Birthday You Little Shit

£4.00
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Funny Birthday Card - only cunts are born in (any month)

£4.00

FUNNY BIRTHDAY/FATHERS DAY CARD - SUPERMAN, IS IT A BIRD? NOPE IT'S AN OLD CUNT

£4.00

Funny Happy Birthday card Lets Get Pissed as Fuck!

£4.00

Funny Happy Birthday Card - Old As Fuck!

£4.00
Funny Happy Birthday card  - ONE MORE YEAR, ONE MORE CHIN YOU FAT CUNT

Funny Happy Birthday card - ONE MORE YEAR, ONE MORE CHIN YOU FAT CUNT

£4.00

Funny Happy Birthday Card - Shave your minge

£4.00

FUNNY BIRTHDAY CARD - Happy Birthday Milf

£4.00

Happy Birthday Card Dyslexic Twat - I cunt spell

£4.00

Happy Birthday Card Twin - My Womb Mate

£4.00

Happy Birthday Card Cunty Chops

£4.00
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Happy Birthday sister Card - Still a cow bag

£4.00
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Happy Birthday Sister Card - Mum Said you Were an Accident

£4.00

Happy Birthday Son Card - crusty socks and tissues under your bed!

£4.00

Happy Birthday Tinsel Tits Card

£4.00
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STEVIE WONDER - EVEN THOUGH I WONT SEE YOU Funny Birthday card

£4.00

TO THE CUNTIEST CUNT I KNOW. All occasions card

£4.00
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Funny Birthday Card - EVEN UNICORNS THINK YOU'RE A CUNT

£4.00
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HAPPY THE DAY YOUR FACE RUBBED ON YOUR MOTHERS MINGE DAY CARD

£4.00
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WHO NEEDS FRIENDS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE ENEMAS CARD

£4.00
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FUNNY FATHER CARD - Farts a lot, Argumentative, etc...

£4.00
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Funny Birthday Card - ANOTHER YEAR CLOSER TO DEATH

£4.00
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I HOPE YOU HAVE A CUNTING GOOD BIRTHDAY CARD

£4.00
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CRAZY TITS - ALL OCCASION CARD

£4.00
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MUM HAPPY THE DAY YOU FELL OUT OF NANS FANNY CARD

£4.00
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HAVE A REALLY SHIT DAY CARD

£4.00
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CHEERS CUNT CARD

£4.00
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EVEN MERMAIDS THINKS YOU'RE A CUNT

£4.00
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GINGER PUBES CARD

£4.00
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YOU MIGHT BE A LITTLE PRICK, BUT YOU'RE MY FAVOURITE LITTLE PRICK CARD

£4.00
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU LITTLE PRICK CARD

£4.00
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GINGER PUBES CARD

£4.00
ROSES ARE RED, HUGE SHOUT OUT TO THOSE ON THEIR OWN. VALENTINE'S CARD

ROSES ARE RED, HUGE SHOUT OUT TO THOSE ON THEIR OWN. VALENTINE'S CARD

£4.00
I WONT LIE TO YOU, I LOES YOU, I MEANS IT NESSA VALENTINE CARD

I WONT LIE TO YOU, I LOVES YOU, I MEANS IT NESSA VALENTINE CARD

£4.00
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHEESEY KNOB FUNNY CARD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHEESEY KNOB FUNNY CARD

£4.00
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FUCK FACE FUNNY CARD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FUCK FACE FUNNY CARD

£4.00
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FUCK HEAD FUNNY CARD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FUCK HEAD FUNNY CARD

£4.00
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KNOB HEAD FUNNY CARD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KNOB HEAD FUNNY CARD

£4.00
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU OLD SLAG FUNNY CARD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU OLD SLAG FUNNY CARD

£4.00

I'M SORRY FOR BEING A BELLEND CARD

£4.00
BEEF CURTAINS! MASSIVE FLAPS CARD FOR ANY OCCASION

BEEF CURTAINS! MASSIVE FLAPS CARD FOR ANY OCCASION

£4.00
ROSES ARE RED YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL EYEYS EVEN THOUGH YOUR FLAPS TOUCH THE INSIDE OF YOUR THIGHS

ROSES ARE RED YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL EYES EVEN THOUGH YOUR FLAPS TOUCH THE INSIDE OF YOUR THIGHS

£4.00

WHAT A LOAD OF OLD BALLS FUNNY CARD

£4.00
WITH OLD AGE COMES WISDOM, AND SAGGY BALLS BIRTHDAY CARD

WITH OLD AGE COMES WISDOM, AND SAGGY BALLS BIRTHDAY CARD

£4.00
GET FUCKED UP ON YOUR BIRTHDAY JEREMY KYLE CARD

GET FUCKED UP ON YOUR BIRTHDAY JEREMY KYLE CARD

£4.00
DANCE YOUR FUCKING FLAPS OFF! MASSIVE FLAPS CARD FOR ANY OCCASION

DANCE YOUR FUCKING FLAPS OFF! MASSIVE FLAPS CARD FOR ANY OCCASION

£4.00
FLAPPY BIRTHDAY! MASSIVE FLAPS CARD FOR ANY OCCASION

FLAPPY BIRTHDAY! MASSIVE FLAPS CARD FOR ANY OCCASION

£4.00

Emoji Card - Happy Birthday Ball Bag

£4.00

Funny Birthday Card - Happy Birthday Dumbo Flaps!

£4.00

Funny Birthday card- One year closer to stinking of piss

£4.00

Funny Birthday Card - only cunts are born in on this day

£4.00

Funny Happy Birthday card - Congratulations it's been 365 days since you fell out of a vagina

£4.00

Funny Happy Birthday card - Dropped out of your mums fanny day

£4.00

Funny Happy Birthday card - To the Biggest Cunt I Know!

£4.00
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Happy 40th Birthday Card - Yep, You're Still a Cunt

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Happy Birthday Card Brother or Sister - Mums Second Favourite Child

£4.00

Happy Birthday Card - Bitch Face

£4.00

Happy Birthday Card - Let's Get Shit Faced!

£4.00

Happy Birthday Card Wizards Sleeve

£4.00

Happy Birthday Card - You Old cunt

£4.00

Happy Birthday Mum Card - Go Easy On the Wine

£4.00
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PENBLWYDD HAPUS CONT (cunt) - WELSH CARD

£4.00
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Funny Card - EVEN CATS THINK YOU'RE A CUNT

£4.00
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CUNT CUNT CUNTY CUNTY CUNT CUNT! ( stick stick ) CARD FOR ANY OCCASION

£4.00
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EVEN YOUR DOG THINKS YOU'RE A CUNT FUNNY CARD

£4.00
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STUCK UP BITCH - ALL OCCASION CARD

£4.00
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CUNTGRATULATIONS ON BECOMING A PENSIONER

£4.00
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EVEN TWATS DESERVE A BIRTHDAY CARD

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I wanted to get you a funnier card, but because you're old, you'd probably pee yourself

£4.00
PISSY PANTS CARD. Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

PISSY PANTS CARD

£4.00
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE OFFICE PRINCESS CARD. Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE OFFICE PRINCESS CARD

£4.00
SHIT TO DOLIST - BUY THAT CUNT A BIRTHDAY CARD Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

SHIT TO DO LIST - BUY THAT CUNT A BIRTHDAY CARD

£4.00
PROSECCO, HOW CLASSY LADIES GET CUNTED CARD Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

PROSECCO, HOW CLASSY LADIES GET CUNTED CARD

£4.00
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE ONLY GAY IN THE VILLAGE CARD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE ONLY GAY IN THE VILLAGE CARD

£4.00
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARD - SEE YOU SOON (Grim Reaper)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARD - SEE YOU SOON (Grim Reaper)

£4.00

SMITHY'S INDIAN LIST, CHICKEN BHUNA... CARD

£4.00
OH IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY, HAVE A PINT, OF WINE NESSA BIRTHDAY CARD

OH IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY, HAVE A PINT, OF WINE NESSA BIRTHDAY CARD

£4.00
THAT BITCH CAROLE FUCKING BASKIN MADE ME FORGET YOIUR CARD JOE EXOTIC TIGER KING FUNNY CARD

THAT BITCH CAROLE FUCKING BASKIN MADE ME FORGET YOUR CARD JOE EXOTIC TIGER KING

£4.00
HAPPY BIRTHDAY IF THIS CARD DIDN'T REACH YOU ON TIME, BLAME THAT BITCH CAROLE FUCKIN' BASKIN JOE EXOTIC TIGER KING

HAPPY BIRTHDAY IF THIS CARD DIDN'T REACH YOU ON TIME, BLAME THAT BITCH CAROLE FUCKIN' BASKIN JOE EXOTIC TIGER KING

£4.00
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CUNT FEATURES FUNNY CARD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CUNT FEATURES FUNNY CARD

£4.00
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICK HEAD FUNNY CARD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICK HEAD FUNNY CARD

£4.00
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FESTIVAL FANNY FUNNY CARD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FESTIVAL FANNY FUNNY CARD

£4.00
CAN'T WAIT TO GIVE YOU A MASSIVE CWTCH WELSH CARD

CAN'T WAIT TO GIVE YOU A MASSIVE CWTCH WELSH CARD

£4.00
HOPE YOUR BIRTHDAY ISN'T AS SHIT AS YOU ARE AT ANSWERING YOUR PHONE

HOPE YOUR BIRTHDAY ISN'T AS SHIT AS YOU ARE AT ANSWERING YOUR PHONE

£4.00
WITH OLD AGE COMES NEW SKILLS, LAUGH, SNEEZE COUGH AND PISS YOURSELF

WITH OLD AGE COMES NEW SKILLS, LAUGH, SNEEZE COUGH AND PISS YOURSELF

£4.00

BIRTHDAY CARD - 30, 40, 50, 60 YEARS OLD AND YOU'RE STILL A CUNT

£4.00

BIRTHDAY CARD - ANOTHER YEAR OLDER AND STILL A MASSIVE CUNT

£4.00

FUCK ME YOU'RE 40! FUNNY BIRTHDAY CARD (CHOOSE ANY AGE)

£4.00

FUNNY HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARD - You just went from slag, to old slag

£4.00

Emoji Cards - Happy Birthday Cow Bag

£4.00

Emoji Card - Happy Birthday Shit House

£4.00
Emoji Cards - Happy Birthday Card Wanker Wanchor

Emoji Cards - Happy Birthday Card Wanker Wanchor

£4.00

Funny Birthday Card - Happy 21st Birthday Cunty McCuntface

£4.00

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