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18th Birthday Card - Time to grow the fuck up! (CHOOSE ANY AGE)

£4.00
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A CARD FULL OF CUNTS! OFFENSIVE CARD FOR ANY OCCASION

£4.00
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A MASSIVE CARD FOR A MASSIVE CUNT

£4.00

BIRTHDAY CARD - 30, 40, 50, 60 YEARS OLD AND YOU'RE STILL A CUNT

£4.00

BIRTHDAY MINI SCRATCH CARD - YOU'RE A CUNT

£1.50
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CHEERS CUNT CARD

£4.00
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DAD HAPPY THE DAY YOU FELL OUT OF NANS FANNY CARD

£4.00
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EVEN CUNTS DESERVE A BIRTHDAY CARD

£4.00
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EVEN MERMAIDS THINKS YOU'RE A CUNT

£4.00
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EVEN TWATS DESERVE A BIRTHDAY CARD

£4.00
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EVEN YOUR DOG THINKS YOU'RE A CUNT

£4.00
FROM ONE CUNT TO ANOTHER. VALENTINE'S, ANNIVERSARY, MOST OCCASION CARD.Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

FROM ONE CUNT TO ANOTHER. VALENTINE'S, ANNIVERSARY, MOST OCCASION CARD

£4.00

FUCK ME YOU'RE 40! FUNNY BIRTHDAY CARD (CHOOSE ANY AGE)

£4.00
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FUNNY FATHER CARD - I THINK YOU'RE OK, BUT MUM THINKS YOU'RE A TWAT

£3.20 £4.00
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Funny Birthday Card - ANOTHER YEAR CLOSER TO DEATH

£4.00

Funny Birthday Card - CALM YOUR CUNT, IT'S ONLY YOUR FUCKING BIRTHDAY

£4.00
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Funny Birthday Card - EVEN UNICORNS THINK YOU'RE A CUNT

£4.00
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Funny Birthday Card - Hope you have a shit birthday you cunt

£4.00
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Funny Birthday Card - Hope your day is as boring as you

£4.00
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Funny Birthday Card - only cunts are born in (any month)

£4.00

Funny Birthday Card - only cunts are born in on this day

£4.00

Funny Birthday Card - only cunts are born on (CHOOSE YOUR DATE)

£4.50
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Funny Card - EVEN CATS THINK YOU'RE A CUNT

£4.00

Funny Happy Birthday Sister Card

£4.00

Funny Happy Birthday card - ONE MORE YEAR, ONE MORE CHIN YOU FAT CUNT

£4.00

Funny Happy Birthday card - STEVIE WONDER - EVEN THOUGH I WONT SEE YOU

£4.00
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY CUNTY MCCUNTFACE

£4.00
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GINGER PUBES CARD

£4.00
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY PISSY PANTS CARD

£4.00
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU LITTLE PRICK CARD

£4.00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY,ONE YEAR CLOSER TO STINKING OF PISS (CHOOSE YOUR AGE)

£4.00
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HAPPY THE DAY YOUR FACE RUBBED ON YOUR MOTHERS MINGE DAY CARD

£4.00
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HAVE A REALLY SHIT DAY CARD

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I HOPE YOU HAVE A CUNTING GOOD BIRTHDAY CARD

£4.00
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I wanted to get you a funnier card, but because you're an old cunt, you'd probably piss yourself

£4.00
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MUM HAPPY THE DAY YOU FELL OUT OF NANS FANNY CARD

£4.00

NEW SCRATCH-OFF CARDS! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! BUM SEX, JOG ON!

£4.50
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ONLY CUNTS ARE CALLED CARD - ADD ANY NAME!

£4.50
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PISSY PANTS CARD

£4.00
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SHIT EYEBROWS - ALL OCCASION CARD

£4.00

TO THE CUNTIEST CUNT I KNOW. All occasions card

£4.00
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WITH DEEPEST SYMPATHY ON YOUR BIRTHDAY

£4.00
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YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT CARD

£4.00
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YOU'RE ADOPTED (only joking) CARD

£4.00
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FANCY A BIRTHDAY RIMMING CARD

£4.00

FUNNY BIRTHDAY CARD - BUS WANKER

£4.00

FUNNY BIRTHDAY MERMAID CARD - TURNING 30 / 40 MEANS YOUR MINGE GETS FISHIER!

£4.00
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FUNNY FATHER CARD - Farts a lot, Argumentative, etc...

£3.20 £4.00

FUNNY HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARD - You just went from cunt, to old cunt

£4.00

FUNNY HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARD - You just went from slag, to old slag

£4.00

FUNNY INSULTING BIRTHDAY CARD - CUNT FACE

£4.00

Funny Birthday Card - Happy Birthday Piss Head

£4.00
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY WANK STAIN

£4.00
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU FUCKING MELT CARD

£4.00
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I wanted to get you a funnier card, but because you're old, you'd probably pee yourself

£4.00
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PENBLWYDD HAPUS CONT (cunt) - WELSH CARD

£4.00
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CRAZY TITS - ALL OCCASION CARD

£4.00

Funny Birthday Card - Would've wrote a verse inside but can't remember what rhymes with cunt!

£4.00

Funny Happy Birthday Card - Bellend

£4.00

Funny Happy Birthday Card - Calm your tits!

£4.00

Funny Happy Birthday Card - Old As Fuck!

£4.00

Funny Happy Birthday card - To the Biggest Cunt I Know!

£4.00

Funny Happy Birthday card Lets Get Pissed as Fuck!

£4.00
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY LANKY CUNT

£4.00
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MY BEST MINGE - ALL OCCASION CARD

£4.00
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YOU'RE MY BESTEST BITCH TO BITCH ABOUT BITCHES WITH

£4.00
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY SISTER FROM YOUR SUPERIOR SIBLING Card

£4.00

Happy Birthday Card - Birthday Fisting?

£4.00

Happy Birthday Card Bitch Tits

£4.00

Happy Birthday Card Cunty Chops

£4.00

Happy Birthday Card You Old Fart

£4.00

Happy Birthday Card You Old Twat

£4.00
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MASSIVE BEEF CURTAINS - ALL OCCASION CARD

£4.00

FUNNY HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARD - Let's get cunted

£4.00

Funny Happy Birthday Card - Shave your minge

£4.00

Funny Happy Birthday Card - Let's Get Fucking Mortal (Geordie Shore)

£4.00

Happy 30th Birthday Card - Still a Childish Twat

£4.00

Funny Happy Birthday Card - I've shaved my lady garden especially for you!

£4.00

FUNNY BIRTHDAY/FATHERS DAY CARD - SUPERMAN, IS IT A BIRD? NOPE IT'S AN OLD CUNT

£3.20 £4.00

BIRTHDAY CARD - ANOTHER YEAR OLDER AND STILL A MASSIVE CUNT

£4.00
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BIRTHDAY PISS CARDS MULTI-PACK x 5

£13.00

Birthday Card - Rim?

£4.00

Birthday Card - Shocker?

£4.00
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CUNT CUNT CUNTY CUNTY CUNT CUNT! ( stick stick ) CARD FOR ANY OCCASION

£4.00
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CUNTGRATULATIONS ON BECOMING A PENSIONER

£4.00
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Cant get better than a folded Piece of Card

£4.00

Don't Expect Fuck All - This card cost a couple of quid

£4.00

Emoji Card - Happy Birthday Ball Bag

£4.00

Emoji Card - Happy Birthday Shit Head

£4.00

Emoji Card - Happy Birthday Shit House

£4.00

Emoji Cards - Happy Birthday Card Bell End

£4.00

Emoji Cards - Happy Birthday Card Wanker Wanchor

£4.00

Emoji Cards - Happy Birthday Cock Womble

£4.00

Emoji Cards - Happy Birthday Cow Bag

£4.00
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FLAPPY SHOPPER! GREETINGS CARD

£4.00

FUNNY BIRTHDAY CARD - Happy Birthday Milf

£4.00

FUNNY CARD - FLAPPY SHOPPER! HAPPY - ANY OCCASION

£3.20 £4.00
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FUNNY FATHER CARD - ONLY THE WELSH CAN CWTCH

£3.20 £4.00
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FUNNY FATHER'S DAY CARD - DAD, YOU'RE A BELLEND BUT I LOVE YOU

£3.20 £4.00
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FUNNY FATHER'S DAY CARD - DAD, YOU'RE A DICKHEAD BUT I LOVE YOU

£3.20 £4.00