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Congratulations Card pregnancy - Hooray! you're up the Duff, hope it doesn't turn out to be an ugly cunt, like you!
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Congratulations Card pregnancy - TWINS HOLY FUCK!
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Congratulations Card pregnancy - baby shower, cant wait to teach your baby their first swear word
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Congratulations Card pregnancy - hope you don't get stitches in your twat
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Congratulations on the Birth of your Cuntling - Commiserations to your Minge
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TIGHT FANNY FOREVER CARD
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Congratulations Card pregnancy - YAY! YOU'RE LEAVING FOR MATERNITY!
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Congratulations Card pregnancy - MILF IN THE MAKING
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9 months in the tum, you should've taken it up the bum! pregnancy card
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CONGRATULATIONS on your new job card - I'll give it 6 months
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CONGRATULATIONS on your new job card - try not to fuck this one up
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CONGRATULATIONS on your promotion - Now you get paid even more to be a cunt
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CONGRATULATIONS on your promotion - how many cocks did you suck to get that?
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CUNTGRATULATIONS ON BECOMING A PENSIONER
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Congratulations Card - on the Birth of your Baby Milky Tits
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Congratulations Card - on your Divorce He / She was a Twat Anyway
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Congratulations Card - on your Divorce We Hated him / her Anyway
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Congratulations Card - on your Divorce and Getting Rid of the In laws
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Congratulations Card - on your Divorce and sampling new cock / fanny
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Congratulations Card - on your Divorce, Lucky Escape if you ask me
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Congratulations Card pregnancy - Shit, you're up the Duff
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Congratulations on Your Pregnancy - Hope you don't Shit yourself During Labour
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Congratulations on Your Pregnancy Card - Now Watch me Get Wasted
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Congratulations on Your Pregnancy Card - Your Minge is going to be in Tatters
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Congratulations on Your Pregnancy Card - your Vag will never be the same again
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Congratulations on being a bellend - You Park like a cunt
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Congratulations on the Birth of your Baby - How's your Minge?
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Congratulations on the Birth of your Baby And the Placenta
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Congratulations on the Birth of your Baby Card - Commiserations to your Minge
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Congratulations on the Birth of your Baby Card - Your Fanny Should Go Back To Normal
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Congratulations on the Birth of your Screaming Spewing Shit Machine Card
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Congratulations pregnancy - here's to having massive boobs
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DANCE YOUR FUCKING FLAPS OFF! MASSIVE FLAPS CARD FOR ANY OCCASION
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FLAPPY SHOPPER! NEW BABY CARD
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LET'S GET CUNTED!
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Lets Get Fucking Mortal Card - any occasion (Geordie Shore)
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You Beat Cancer! you fucking rock!
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You Kicked Cancer Right in the Cunt! Card
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You are Fucking Awesome, Keep that Shit up! card
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You'll make the perfect Godparents to my Cuntlings card
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