Congratu-cunting-lations Card (congratulations)
£4.00
Congratulations Card pregnancy - Hooray! you're up the Duff, hope it doesn't turn out to be an ugly cunt, like you!
£4.00
Congratulations Card pregnancy - TWINS HOLY FUCK!
£4.00
Congratulations Card pregnancy - baby shower, cant wait to teach your baby their first swear word
£4.00
Congratulations Card pregnancy - hope you don't get stitches in your twat
£4.00
Congratulations on the Birth of your Cuntling - Commiserations to your Minge
£4.00
Congratulations Card pregnancy - YAY! YOU'RE LEAVING FOR MATERNITY!
£4.00
Congratulations Card pregnancy - MILF IN THE MAKING
£4.00
9 months in the tum, you should've taken it up the bum! pregnancy card
£4.00
CONGRATULATIONS on your new job card - I'll give it 6 months
£4.00
CONGRATULATIONS on your new job card - try not to fuck this one up
£4.00
CONGRATULATIONS on your promotion - Now you get paid even more to be a cunt
£4.00
CONGRATULATIONS on your promotion - how many cocks did you suck to get that?
£4.00
CUNTGRATULATIONS ON BECOMING A PENSIONER
£4.00
Congratulations Card - on the Birth of your Baby Milky Tits
£4.00
Congratulations Card - on your Divorce He / She was a Twat Anyway
£4.00
Congratulations Card - on your Divorce We Hated him / her Anyway
£4.00
Congratulations Card - on your Divorce and Getting Rid of the In laws
£4.00
Congratulations Card - on your Divorce and sampling new cock / fanny
£4.00
Congratulations Card - on your Divorce, Lucky Escape if you ask me
£4.00
Congratulations Card pregnancy - Shit, you're up the Duff
£4.00
Congratulations on Your Pregnancy - Hope you don't Shit yourself During Labour
£4.00
Congratulations on Your Pregnancy Card - Now Watch me Get Wasted
£4.00
Congratulations on Your Pregnancy Card - Opt for the Epidural ffs
£4.00
Congratulations on Your Pregnancy Card - Your Minge is going to be in Tatters
£4.00
Congratulations on Your Pregnancy Card - and 9 Months of Sobriety
£4.00
Congratulations on Your Pregnancy Card - and The Loss Of your Bladder Control
£4.00
Congratulations on Your Pregnancy Card - your Vag will never be the same again
£4.00
Congratulations on being a bellend - You Park like a cunt
£4.00
Congratulations on the Birth of your Baby - How's your Minge?
£4.00
Congratulations on the Birth of your Baby And the Placenta
£4.00
Congratulations on the Birth of your Baby Card - Commiserations to your Minge
£4.00
Congratulations on the Birth of your Baby Card - Your Fanny Should Go Back To Normal
£4.00
Congratulations on the Birth of your Baby Card - Your Tits Are Massive
£4.00
Congratulations on the Birth of your Screaming Spewing Shit Machine Card
£4.00
Congratulations on your pregnancy card - Caesarean - At least your minge wont be in tatters
£4.00
Congratulations pregnancy - here's to having massive boobs
£4.00
FLAPPY SHOPPER! NEW BABY CARD
£4.00
Geek Cunt Card (Graduation, Exams etc)
£4.00
LET'S GET CUNTED!
£4.00
Lets Get Fucking Mortal Card - any occasion (Geordie Shore)
£4.00
You Beat Cancer! you fucking rock!
£4.00
You Kicked Cancer Right in the Cunt! Card
£4.00
You are Fucking Awesome, Keep that Shit up!
£4.00
You'll make the perfect Godparents to my Cuntlings card
£4.00
