ROYAL MAIL ARE EXPERIENCING DELAYS DUE TO BEING SHORT STAFFED AND HAVING A HIGHER VOLUME OF MAIL. IT CAN TAKE UP TO 10 DAYS TO HAVE YOUR CARD DELIVERED. PLEASE ORDER EARLY TO AVOID DISAPPOINTMENT.
This message was updated 28 MARCH 2022 (due to this and the world being totally shit right now, I have cancelled all international orders for the time being, however, if you are desperate, pop me a message and I'll do my best to help)
I only offer a 2nd class option as I don't want to offer you 1st and then Royal Mail delay it, meaning you get all angry and sweary with me even though it's not my fault. It says on Royal Mail's website that they aim to deliver 2nd class post within 2-3 working days (more like 5) but this isn't guaranteed so please order early. Please take into consideration weekends and bank holidays, also the time of day you ordered. E.G - if you ordered late on Friday evening, that order wont be dispatched until the following Monday.
If you need the card sooner, please email me on email@example.com and I'll let you know if it's doable on 1st class or not - again no guarantees.
If your item has arrived later than the date you wanted it for, you can get a refund by returning the card to Obscenity Cards Ltd, 13 Heol Ty Crwn, Caerphilly, CF83 3QW and once received I can refund your order.
If you haven't received your card/order you can claim for a refund 14 working days after dispatch. If you have paid extra for signed for postage, this will be trackable and easier to locate and you have full protection with this option.
Please email me on firstname.lastname@example.org but allow quite a few days to pass first, please don't be that "I ordered a card last night, where the fk is it??????!!!" person.