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Cant get better than a folded Piece of Card

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From now on, you'll be known as Thrush - Cos you're an Irritating Cunt

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FUNNY CARD - JEALOUSY IS AN ILLNESS, GET WELL SOON SLUT

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FUNNY INSULTING CARD - NOT EVERY FLOWER CAN SAY LOVE,NOT EVERY CUNT CAN READ

FUNNY INSULTING CARD - NOT EVERY FLOWER CAN SAY LOVE, NOT EVERY CUNT CAN READ

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HELLO YOU CUNT!

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HOOF WANKING BUNGLE CUNT CARD

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All the Other Cards Were Really Shit

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Kenny Fucking Powers Card - No I in Team, but there is a U in cunt

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ONLY CUNTS DON'T HAVE TATTOOS CARD

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Twatwaffle Card

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Who's Awesome? not you, you're a cunt card!

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You Fat Bastard

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FUNNY THANK YOU CARD - YOU CUNTS ARE AWESOME

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TOODLE PIP FUCKER Leaving Card

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YOU'RE DEAD TO US NOW Funny Leaving Card

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WORLD'S BIGGEST BALLS - any occasion card

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WORLD'S BEST COCK SUCKER - any occasion card

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CUNT CUNT CUNTY CUNTY CUNT CUNT! ( stick stick ) CARD FOR ANY OCCASION

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YOU'RE LEAVING, THANK FUCK FOR THAT! Leaving Card

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THANKS FOR EVERYTHING CUNTS CARD

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SHIT EYEBROWS - ALL OCCASION CARD

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WISH YOU WERE DEAD CARD

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GOOD LUCK CUNTY CARD

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I wanted to get you a funnier card, but because you're an old cunt, you'd probably piss yourself

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CHEERS CUNT CARD

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SORRY YOU'RE LOSING THE BEST EXCUSE FOR ANAL! Funny Vasectomy card. Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

SORRY YOU'RE LOSING THE BEST EXCUSE FOR ANAL! Funny Vasectomy card

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PROSECCO, HOW CLASSY LADIES GET CUNTED CARD Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

PROSECCO, HOW CLASSY LADIES GET CUNTED CARD

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GAYLORD CARD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GAYLORD CARD

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YOU'RE LUSH YOU ARE. VALENTINE'S, ANNIVERSARY, MOST OCCASION CARD

YOU'RE LUSH YOU ARE. VALENTINE'S, ANNIVERSARY, MOST OCCASION CARD

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SMITHY'S INDIAN LIST, CHICKEN BHUNA... CARD

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IN A WORLD FULL OF CUNTS, YOU'RE MY FAVOURITE. VALENTINE'S, ANNIVERSARY CARD

IN A WORLD FULL OF CUNTS, YOU'RE MY FAVOURITE. VALENTINE'S, ANNIVERSARY CARD

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JOE EXOTIC BIIIIIITCH! TIGER KING FUNNY CARD

JOE EXOTIC BIIIIIITCH! TIGER KING FUNNY CARD

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THE ONLY THING BEING BLOWN ON YOUR BIRTHDAY CARD

THE ONLY THING BEING BLOWN ON YOUR BIRTHDAY CARD

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY CUNT CHOPS FUNNY CARD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CUNT CHOPS FUNNY CARD

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY DISCO MINGE FUNNY CARD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DISCO MINGE FUNNY CARD

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG EARS FUNNY CARD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG EARS FUNNY CARD

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY FUCK FACE FUNNY CARD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FUCK FACE FUNNY CARD

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY FUCK HEAD FUNNY CARD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FUCK HEAD FUNNY CARD

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY KNOB HEAD FUNNY CARD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KNOB HEAD FUNNY CARD

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HOPE YOUR BIRTHDAY ISN'T AS SHIT AS YOU ARE AT REPLYING TO A TEXT

HOPE YOUR BIRTHDAY ISN'T AS SHIT AS YOU ARE AT REPLYING TO A TEXT

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WITH OLD AGE COMES NEW SKILLS, LAUGH, SNEEZE COUGH AND PISS YOURSELF

WITH OLD AGE COMES NEW SKILLS, LAUGH, SNEEZE COUGH AND PISS YOURSELF

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CALM YOUR FLAPS! MASSIVE FLAPS CARD FOR ANY OCCASION

CALM YOUR FLAPS! MASSIVE FLAPS CARD FOR ANY OCCASION

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ROSES ARE RED YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL EYEYS EVEN THOUGH YOUR FLAPS TOUCH THE INSIDE OF YOUR THIGHS

ROSES ARE RED YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL EYEYS EVEN THOUGH YOUR FLAPS TOUCH THE INSIDE OF YOUR THIGHS

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AUDI CUNT CARD

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Cockwomble Card

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Congratulations Card - on passing your driving test - another cunt on the road

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FUCK YOU cunt card - for any occasion

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Funny Get Well Soon card. Hypochondriac

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I BOUGHT THIS CARD ONLINE, BECAUSE I COULDN'T BE FUCKED TO LEAVE THE HOUSE CARD

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ONLY CUNTS DRIVE A BMW

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ONLY CUNTS HAVE TATTOOS CARD

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PASTY BASHER Funny Card

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TOP CUNT CARD

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You're a bastard fucking twatwaffling pissflapping - but we love you

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Funny Birthday Card - EVEN UNICORNS THINK YOU'RE A CUNT

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OFF YOU FUCK! FUNNY LEAVING CARD

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A CARD FULL OF CUNTS! OFFENSIVE CARD FOR ANY OCCASION

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Funny Card - EVEN CATS THINK YOU'RE A CUNT

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WORLD'S BIGGEST TWAT - any occasion card

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WORLD'S BIGGEST FANNY FLAPS - any occasion card

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WORLD'S BIGGEST MINGE - any occasion card

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WORLD'S BEST TITS - any occasion card

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ABOUT FUCKING TIME Leaving Card

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THANKS CUNT - FUNNY THANK YOU CARD

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THANKS BITCH - FUNNY THANK YOU CARD

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THANK YOU FOR BEING MY BESTEST CUNTIEST FRIEND

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YOU'RE MY BESTEST BITCH TO BITCH ABOUT BITCHES WITH

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CRAZY TITS - ALL OCCASION CARD

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TRAITOR! FUNNY LEAVING CARD

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GINGER PUBES CARD

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I'VE GOT YOU SOMETHING FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY, YOU'RE HOLDING IT CARD Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

I'VE GOT YOU SOMETHING FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY, YOU'RE HOLDING IT CARD

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WE HOPE YOUR NEW JOB IS SHIT Leaving Card

WE HOPE YOUR NEW JOB IS SHIT Leaving Card

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HOPE YOUR NEW COLLEAGUES AREN'T TWATTY CUNTS Leaving Card

HOPE YOUR NEW COLLEAGUES AREN'T TWATTY CUNTS Leaving Card

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BEST LEAVING CARD EVER! Card

BEST LEAVING CARD EVER! SPEECH BUBBLES & QUOTES

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HAPPY BIRTH-GAY CARD

HAPPY BIRTH-GAY CARD

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YOU'RE THE SMITHY TO MY NESSA VALENTINE'S, ANNIVERSARY CARD

YOU'RE THE SMITHY TO MY NESSA VALENTINE'S, ANNIVERSARY CARD

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YOU'RE THE NESSA TO MY SMITHY VALENTINE'S, ANNIVERSARY CARD

YOU'RE THE NESSA TO MY SMITHY VALENTINE'S, ANNIVERSARY CARD

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TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR WHAT A PISSY CUNT YOU ARE CARD

TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR WHAT A PISSY CUNT YOU ARE CARD

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY IF THIS CARD DIDN'T REACH YOU ON TIME, BLAME THAT BITCH CAROLE FUCKIN' BASKIN JOE EXOTIC TIGER KING

HAPPY BIRTHDAY IF THIS CARD DIDN'T REACH YOU ON TIME, BLAME THAT BITCH CAROLE FUCKIN' BASKIN JOE EXOTIC TIGER KING

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BELL WHIFF FUNNY CARD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BELL WHIFF FUNNY CARD

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU PRICK FUNNY CARD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU PRICK FUNNY CARD

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I'M SORRY FOR BEING A MASSIVE PRICK CARD

I'M SORRY FOR BEING A MASSIVE PRICK CARD

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FESTIVE FLAPS CHRISTMAS CARD

FESTIVE FLAPS CHRISTMAS CARD

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THE RESULTS ARE IN, YOU'RE STILL A MASSIVE BELLEND (Change the swear!) JEREMY KYLE CARD

THE RESULTS ARE IN, YOU'RE STILL A MASSIVE BELLEND (Change the swear!) JEREMY KYLE CARD

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BEEF CURTAINS! MASSIVE FLAPS CARD FOR ANY OCCASION

BEEF CURTAINS! MASSIVE FLAPS CARD FOR ANY OCCASION

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Your vagina deserves better - Break Up Card

Your vagina deserves better - Break Up Card

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FUNNY CARD - I STAND OUTSIDE THE BATHROOM TO LISTEN TO YOU SHIT

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Funny Vasectomy card - you may be out of bullets, but you can still aim that thing!

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HYSTERECTOMY CARD -FAREWELL YOU CUNT

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I was going to get you a really nice card, until I remembered you're a cunt! - any occasion

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Kiss me Where it Smells Valentine's / Anniversary Card

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My Boss is a Cunt Card

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ONLY CUNTS DON'T HAVE BEARDS CARD

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Thundercunt Card

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You are Fucking Awesome, Keep that Shit up!

You are Fucking Awesome, Keep that Shit up! card

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Sweary Insulting Offensive card for him

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BESTEST CUNT CARD

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FUCK OFF Leaving Card

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NOAH FENCE BUT YOU'RE A CUNT CARD

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