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A CARD FULL OF CUNTS! OFFENSIVE CARD FOR ANY OCCASION

£4.00
A KISS, A CUDDLE, A CHEEKY FINGER. VALENTINE'S, ANNIVERSARY.

A KISS, A CUDDLE, A CHEEKY FINGER. VALENTINE'S, ANNIVERSARY.

£4.00
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A MASSIVE CARD FOR A MASSIVE CUNT

£4.00
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ABOUT FUCKING TIME Leaving Card

£4.00
APPY VALENTINE'S SUGAR TITS CARD

APPY VALENTINE'S SUGAR TITS NESSA CARD

£4.00
BEST LEAVING CARD EVER! Card

BEST LEAVING CARD EVER! SPEECH BUBBLES & QUOTES

£4.00
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BESTEST CUNT CARD

£4.00
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CHEERS CUNT CARD

£4.00

CUNT OF THE YEAR TROPHY - any occasion card

£4.00
EAT ME CAT'S TONGUE VALENTINE'S, ANNIVERSARY CARD

EAT ME CAT'S TONGUE VALENTINE'S, ANNIVERSARY CARD

£4.00
FROM ONE CUNT TO ANOTHER. VALENTINE'S, ANNIVERSARY, MOST OCCASION CARD.Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

FROM ONE CUNT TO ANOTHER. VALENTINE'S, ANNIVERSARY, MOST OCCASION CARD

£4.00
FUNNY INSULTING CARD - NOT EVERY FLOWER CAN SAY LOVE,NOT EVERY CUNT CAN READ

FUNNY INSULTING CARD - NOT EVERY FLOWER CAN SAY LOVE, NOT EVERY CUNT CAN READ

£4.00
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FUNNY INSULTING CARD - TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR, WHAT A CUNT I THINK YOU ARE

£4.00
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Funny Birthday Card - EVEN UNICORNS THINK YOU'RE A CUNT

£4.00
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Funny Card - EVEN CATS THINK YOU'RE A CUNT

£4.00
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GET BACK TO WORK YOU LAZY CUNT CARD

£4.00
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GOOD LUCK CUNTY CARD

£4.00
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BAWBAG FUNNY CARD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BAWBAG FUNNY CARD

£4.00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BELLEND FUNNY CARD

£4.00
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARD - SEE YOU SOON (Grim Reaper)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARD - SEE YOU SOON (Grim Reaper)

£4.00
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CUNT CHOPS FUNNY CARD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CUNT CHOPS FUNNY CARD

£4.00
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CUNT FEATURES FUNNY CARD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CUNT FEATURES FUNNY CARD

£4.00
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICK HEAD FUNNY CARD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICK HEAD FUNNY CARD

£4.00
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GAYLORD CARD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GAYLORD CARD

£4.00
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KNOB HEAD FUNNY CARD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KNOB HEAD FUNNY CARD

£4.00
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SMELLY FANNY FUNNY CARD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SMELLY FANNY FUNNY CARD

£4.00
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE ONLY GAY IN THE VILLAGE CARD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE ONLY GAY IN THE VILLAGE CARD

£4.00
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU COOL CAT CAROLE BASKIN TIGER KING FUNNY CARD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU COOL CAT CAROLE BASKIN TIGER KING FUNNY CARD

£4.00
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU PRICK FUNNY CARD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU PRICK FUNNY CARD

£4.00
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HAVE A REALLY SHIT DAY CARD

£4.00
HEY ALL YOU COOL CATS AND KITTENS CAROLE BASKIN TIGER KING FUNNY CARD

HEY ALL YOU COOL CATS AND KITTENS CAROLE BASKIN TIGER KING FUNNY CARD

£4.00
HOPE YOUR BIRTHDAY ISN'T AS SHIT AS YOU ARE AT ANSWERING YOUR PHONE

HOPE YOUR BIRTHDAY ISN'T AS SHIT AS YOU ARE AT ANSWERING YOUR PHONE

£4.00
HOPE YOUR BIRTHDAY ISN'T AS SHIT AS YOU ARE AT REPLYING TO A TEXT

HOPE YOUR BIRTHDAY ISN'T AS SHIT AS YOU ARE AT REPLYING TO A TEXT

£4.00
HOPE YOUR NEW COLLEAGUES AREN'T TWATTY CUNTS Leaving Card

HOPE YOUR NEW COLLEAGUES AREN'T TWATTY CUNTS Leaving Card

£4.00
I WONT LIE TO YOU, I LOES YOU, I MEANS IT NESSA VALENTINE CARD

I WONT LIE TO YOU, I LOVES YOU, I MEANS IT NESSA VALENTINE CARD

£4.00
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I wanted to get you a funnier card, but because you're an old cunt, you'd probably piss yourself

£4.00
I'M SORRY FOR BEING A MASSIVE PRICK CARD

I'M SORRY FOR BEING A MASSIVE PRICK CARD

£4.00
I'VE GOT YOU SOMETHING FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY, YOU'RE HOLDING IT CARD Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

I'VE GOT YOU SOMETHING FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY, YOU'RE HOLDING IT CARD

£4.00
IN A WORLD FULL OF CUNTS, YOU'RE MY FAVOURITE. VALENTINE'S, ANNIVERSARY CARD

IN A WORLD FULL OF CUNTS, YOU'RE MY FAVOURITE. VALENTINE'S, ANNIVERSARY CARD

£4.00

Insulting funny card- I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread...

£4.00

JESUS LOVES YOU - EVERYONE ELSE THINKS YOU'RE A CUNT - any occasion card

£4.00

JUST WANTED TO SAY (HELLO YOU CUNT INSIDE) - ANY OCCASION CARD

£4.50

JUST WANTED TO SAY (MIDDLE FINGER INSIDE) - ANY OCCASION CARD

£4.50
LEGENDARY CARD

LEGENDARY CARD

£4.00

LOOK INSIDE - THE CIRCLE / FINGER GAME. ANY OCCASION CARD

£4.50
MAY YOU LIVE LONG AND HEALTHY AND NEVER SMELL OF PISS

MAY YOU LIVE LONG AND HEALTHY AND NEVER SMELL OF PISS

£4.00
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NOAH FENCE BUT YOU'RE A CUNT CARD

£4.00
OH IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY, HAVE A PINT, OF WINE NESSA BIRTHDAY CARD

OH IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY, HAVE A PINT, OF WINE NESSA BIRTHDAY CARD

£4.00
OH! I LOVES YOU NESSA VALENTINE CARD

OH! I LOVES YOU NESSA VALENTINE CARD

£4.00
Funny all occasions card by Obscenity Cards. Only cunts are called

ONLY CUNTS ARE CALLED CARD - ADD ANY NAME!

£4.50
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PISSY PANTS CARD

£4.00
PLEASE DON'T COME BACK Leaving Card

PLEASE DON'T COME BACK Leaving Card

£4.00
PROSECCO, HOW CLASSY LADIES GET CUNTED CARD Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

PROSECCO, HOW CLASSY LADIES GET CUNTED CARD

£4.00

Queen Cunt card - for any occasion

£4.00
ROSES ARE RED MY TAMPON IS TOO, SORRY MY DARLING IT'S PORNHUB FOR YOU!. Funny card

ROSES ARE RED MY TAMPON IS TOO, SORRY MY DARLING IT'S PORNHUB FOR YOU!. Funny card

£4.00
ROSES ARE RED, HUGE SHOUT OUT TO THOSE ON THEIR OWN. VALENTINE'S CARD

ROSES ARE RED, HUGE SHOUT OUT TO THOSE ON THEIR OWN. VALENTINE'S CARD

£4.00
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SHIT EYEBROWS - ALL OCCASION CARD

£4.00
SHIT TO DOLIST - BUY THAT CUNT A BIRTHDAY CARD Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

SHIT TO DO LIST - BUY THAT CUNT A BIRTHDAY CARD

£4.00
Funny Obscene card for all occaisions  by Obscenity Cards

Sweary Insulting Offensive card for her

£4.00
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Sweary Insulting Offensive card for him

£4.00
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THANK YOU FOR BEING MY BESTEST CUNTIEST FRIEND

£4.00
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THANKS BITCH - FUNNY THANK YOU CARD

£4.00
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THANKS CUNT - FUNNY THANK YOU CARD

£4.00
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THANKS TWAT - FUNNY THANK YOU CARD

£4.00
THE ONLY THING BEING BLOWN ON YOUR BIRTHDAY CARD

THE ONLY THING BEING BLOWN ON YOUR BIRTHDAY CARD

£4.00

TO THE CUNTIEST CUNT I KNOW. All occasions card

£4.00
TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR WHAT A PISSY CUNT YOU ARE CARD

TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR WHAT A PISSY CUNT YOU ARE CARD

£4.00
WE HOPE YOUR NEW JOB IS SHIT Leaving Card

WE HOPE YOUR NEW JOB IS SHIT Leaving Card

£4.00
WE NEVER LIKED YOU ANYWAY Leaving Card

WE NEVER LIKED YOU ANYWAY Leaving Card

£4.00
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WISH YOU WERE DEAD CARD

£4.00
WITH OLD AGE COMES NEW SKILLS, LAUGH, SNEEZE COUGH AND PISS YOURSELF

WITH OLD AGE COMES NEW SKILLS, LAUGH, SNEEZE COUGH AND PISS YOURSELF

£4.00
YOU MAKE MY WILLY DRIBBLE VALENTINE'S, ANNIVERSARY CARD.

YOU MAKE MY WILLY DRIBBLE VALENTINE'S, ANNIVERSARY CARD.

£4.00
YOU WERE SHIT ANYWAY Leaving Card

YOU WERE SHIT ANYWAY Leaving Card

£4.00
YOU WONT BE MISSED Leaving Card

YOU WONT BE MISSED Leaving Card

£4.00

YOU'RE A MASSIVE PAIN IN THE CUNT - any occasion

£4.00

YOU'RE A SPECIAL KIND OF CUNT

£4.00
YOU'RE LUSH YOU ARE. VALENTINE'S, ANNIVERSARY, MOST OCCASION CARD

YOU'RE LUSH YOU ARE. VALENTINE'S, ANNIVERSARY, MOST OCCASION CARD

£4.00
YOU'RE THE NESSA TO MY SMITHY VALENTINE'S, ANNIVERSARY CARD

YOU'RE THE NESSA TO MY SMITHY VALENTINE'S, ANNIVERSARY CARD

£4.00
YOU'RE THE SMITHY TO MY NESSA VALENTINE'S, ANNIVERSARY CARD

YOU'RE THE SMITHY TO MY NESSA VALENTINE'S, ANNIVERSARY CARD

£4.00
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YOUR MOTHER TAKES A FIST LIKE A PRO CARD

£4.00
Your vagina deserves better - Break Up Card

Your vagina deserves better - Break Up Card

£4.00

AUDI CUNT CARD

£4.00

EVEN JESUS THINKS YOU'RE A CUNT - any occasion card

£4.00
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EVEN YOUR DOG THINKS YOU'RE A CUNT FUNNY CARD

£4.00
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FANCY A BIRTHDAY RIMMING CARD

£4.00

Funny Get Well Soon card. Hypochondriac

£4.00
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BELL WHIFF FUNNY CARD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BELL WHIFF FUNNY CARD

£4.00
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG EARS FUNNY CARD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG EARS FUNNY CARD

£4.00
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHEESEY KNOB FUNNY CARD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHEESEY KNOB FUNNY CARD

£4.00
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FESTIVAL FANNY FUNNY CARD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FESTIVAL FANNY FUNNY CARD

£4.00
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FUCK FACE FUNNY CARD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FUCK FACE FUNNY CARD

£4.00
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MINGE BREATH FUNNY CARD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MINGE BREATH FUNNY CARD

£4.00

HELLO YOU CUNT!

£4.00

HYSTERECTOMY CARD -FAREWELL YOU CUNT

£4.00
I FOUND THIS HUMERUS - LEGLESS CARD Obscene funny offensive birthday cards by Obscenity cards. Obscene Funny Cards, Pens, Party Hats, Key rings, Magnets, Lighters & Loads More!

I FOUND THIS HUMERUS - LEGLESS CARD

£4.00
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I wanted to get you a funnier card, but because you're old, you'd probably pee yourself

£4.00
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INSULT CARD - YOU'RE JUST LIKE THE G IN LASAGNE, FUCKING USELESS

£4.00

King Cunt card - for any occasion

£4.00

NO AMOUNT OF TATTOOS WILL HIDE THE FACT THAT YOU'RE A MASSIVE CUNT- any occasion

£4.00

ONLY CUNTS DON'T HAVE BEARDS CARD

£4.00

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