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A KISS, A CUDDLE, A CHEEKY FINGER. VALENTINE'S, ANNIVERSARY.
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APPY VALENTINE'S SUGAR TITS NESSA CARD
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FLAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY CARD
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FROM ONE CUNT TO ANOTHER. VALENTINE'S, ANNIVERSARY, MOST OCCASION CARD
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FUNNY VALENTINES DAY CARD - You're not just a cunt, you're my favourite cunt
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HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY CUNTCAKE
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HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY SWEETHEART. IT'S LETTUCE YOU FAT CUNT NOW GO FOR A JOG
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HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO MY FAVOURITE HUSBAND
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I FUCKING LOVE EWE, EWE TWAT. VALENTINE'S / ANNIVERSARY CARD
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I LOVE YOU AND YOUR GINGER PUBES CARD
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I LOVE YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST AS CUNTY AS ME
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I WANT TO ROLL YOU UP INTO A TINY BALL AND PUT YOU UP MY FANNY
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I WOLF YOU (from the Netflix series YOU) VALENTINE'S / ANNIVERSARY DAY CARD
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I WONT LIE TO YOU, I LOVES YOU, I MEANS IT NESSA VALENTINE CARD
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I WOULD'VE GOT YOU A NICER VALENTINE'S DAY CARD, UNTIL I REMEMBERED, YOU'RE A CUNT
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I want to Tongue Punch your fart box!
£4.00
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IN A WORLD FULL OF CUNTS, YOU'RE MY FAVOURITE. VALENTINE'S, ANNIVERSARY CARD
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My favourite fuck buddy FUNNY VALENTINE'S DAY CARD
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OH! I LOVES YOU NESSA VALENTINE CARD
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ON BEHALF OF MY VAGINA, I'M PLEASED TO INFORM YOU, YOUR COCK IS ON POINT!
£4.00
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ROSES ARE RED MY TAMPON IS TOO, SORRY MY DARLING IT'S PORNHUB FOR YOU!. Funny card
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ROSES ARE RED YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL EYES EVEN THOUGH YOUR FLAPS TOUCH THE INSIDE OF YOUR THIGHS
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ROSES ARE RED, HUGE SHOUT OUT TO THOSE ON THEIR OWN. VALENTINE'S CARD
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ROSES ARE RED, YOU ARE A CUNT AND YOU'RE LOVED BY ONE TOO VALENTINES DAY CARD
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ROSES RED - I USE MY HAND WHEN I THINK OF YOU FUNNY VALENTINE'S DAY CARD
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Roses are red, My Mind is twisted, bend over love, you're about to get fisted!
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Roses are red, and also pink, two in the foo, one in the stink! FUNNY VALENTINES DAY CARD
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THANKS FOR NOT BEING A PRICK VALENTINE'S ANNIVERSARY CARD
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Thank you for swiping right - Anniversary / Valentine card - Tinder
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YOU MAKE ME WETTER THAN AN OTTERS POCKET VALENTINE'S DAY CARD
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YOU MAKE MY FANNY CRY TEARS OF JOY VALENTINE'S CARD
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YOU MAKE MY FLAPS WET PENGUIN VALENTINE'S DAY CARD
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YOU MAKE MY MINGE TWINGE VALENTINE'S CARD
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YOU MAKE MY WILLY DRIBBLE VALENTINE'S, ANNIVERSARY CARD.
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YOU WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVOURITE CUNT CARD
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YOU'RE A CUNT, BUT I LOVE YOU VALENTINE, ANNIVERSARY CARD
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YOU'RE A CUNT, BUT YOU'RE MY CUNT - VALENTINE, ANNIVERSARY CARD
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YOU'RE A MASSIVE PRICK, BUT YOU'RE MY PRICK
£4.00
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YOU'RE FUCKING MAGNIFICUNT NOVELTY PEN
£2.50
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YOU'RE LUSH YOU ARE. VALENTINE'S, ANNIVERSARY, MOST OCCASION CARD
£4.00
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YOU'RE THE FRED TO MY ROSE FUNNY VALENTINES ANNIVERSARY CARD
£4.00
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YOU'RE THE NESSA TO MY SMITHY VALENTINE'S, ANNIVERSARY CARD
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YOU'RE THE ROSE TO MY FRED FUNNY VALENTINES ANNIVERSARY CARD
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YOU'RE THE SMITHY TO MY NESSA VALENTINE'S, ANNIVERSARY CARD
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You make my fanny smile Funny Anniversary / Valentine card
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You're My Favourite Cunt Valentine / Anniversary Card
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You're not just a psycho, you're my psycho VALENTINE, ANNIVERSARY CARD
£4.00
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FANCY A VALENTINE'S RIMMING? CARD
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FUNNY VALENTINES DAY CARD - If we were two squirrels, bust a nut in your hole
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FUNNY VALENTINES DAY CARD - YOU MAKE MY FANNY CRY
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I love you with all my CUNT Anniversary Valentine's day card
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I'D EAT THE SWEETCORN FROM YOUR POO CARD
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I'D SUCK A FART FROM YOUR ARSE ANNIVERSARY / VALENTINE CARD
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YOU'RE SO GORGEOUS YOU HAVE MY IN BITS, LEGS AND TITS VALENTINE'S CARD
£4.00
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Cunt in Heart - Anniversary / Valentine card
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EAT ME CAT'S TONGUE VALENTINE'S, ANNIVERSARY CARD
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HEY BABY DID YOU FALL FROM HEAVEN? 'CAUSE YOUR FACE IS PROPER FUCKED CARD
£4.00
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FUNNY VALENTINES DAY CARD - To The One I love (Printed inside)
£4.50
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Funny Valentines Day Card get your rat out
£4.00
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BFF Best Fuck Buddy Forever VALENTINE'S DAY CARD
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CUNT LIVE WITHOUT YOU VALENTINE'S CARD
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EVEN THOUGH I'M VEGAN, I'D STILL EAT YOUR MEAT! Anniversary / Valentine's Card
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FUNNY CARD - FANCY A RUSTY TRUMPET?
£4.00
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FUNNY VALENTINES CARD - CASH ME OUSSIDE HOW BOW DAH
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FUNNY VALENTINES DAY CARD - FUCK FACE
£4.00
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FUNNY VALENTINES DAY CARD - I also like you when I'm not drunk
£4.00
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FUNNY VALENTINES DAY CARD - U AND US IN UTERUS
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Flowery cunt. Funny Anniversary / Valentine card
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GINGER PUBES CARD
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HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY NEXT VALENTINE'S I'LL BE YOUR WIFE (YOU LUCKY TWAT)
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HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO MY FAVOURITE WIFE
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HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY! I'VE SHAVED MY LEGS ESPECIALLY FOR YOU.
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HEART FULL OF CUNTS WORD ART CARD
£4.00
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HITLER CARD - DON'T SAY NEIN, PLEASE BE MEIN - VALENTINE, ANNIVERSARY
£4.00
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Happy Valentines Day Card Show Us Your Tits
£4.00
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I KNEW IT WAS LOVE, WHEN I FARTED AND YOU LAUGHED
£4.00
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I KNEW IT WAS LOVE, WHEN YOU HEARD ME HAVING A SHIT, AND DIDN'T RUN AWAY
£4.00
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I LOVE EWE. VALENTINE'S / ANNIVERSARY CARD
£4.00
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I Love You Even When Your Lady Garden has Overgrown - Valentine's Day Card
£4.00
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I Love Your Baps - Anniversary / Valentine card
£4.00
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I Love you So Much Even When your Minge is Stubbly Valentines Day Card
£4.00
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I WANT TOFU TONIGHT VALENTINE CARD
£4.00
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I love you with all my tits Anniversary / Valentine Card
£4.00
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I love you, you Minge Teasing Bastard Valentine / Anniversary Card
£4.00
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I use your Razor to shave my Fanny - Anniversary / Valentine card
£4.00
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I'M SORRY FOR BEING A BELLEND CARD
£4.00
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I'M SORRY FOR BEING A BIT OF A TWAT CARD
£4.00
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I'M SORRY FOR BEING A CUNT CARD
£4.00
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I'M TOTALLY OBSESSED WITH YOU
£4.00
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I'm Sorry my huge knob makes your fanny sore card
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I'm sorry My Colossal Penis left your Minge in Tatters Valentine's Day Card
£4.00
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JEFFREY DAHMER EAT YOU ALL UP VALENTINE'S CARD
£4.00
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Kiss me Where it Smells Valentine's / Anniversary Card
£4.00
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NEW SCRATCH-OFF CARDS! HAPPY VALENTINES DAY! BUM SEX, JOG ON!
£4.50
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NOTHING SAYS I LOVE YOU LIKE A FOLDED PIECE OF CARD
£4.00
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ON BEHALF OF MY VAGINA, I'M PLEASED TO INFORM YOU, YOUR PENIS IS ON POINT!
£4.00
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ROSES RED I HAVE CHLAMYDIA AND NOW YOU DO TOO. HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY CARD
£4.00
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SLATHER YOU IN SARDINE OIL FEED YOU TO MY MASSIVE PUSSY CAROLE BASKIN TIGER KING FUNNY CARD
£4.00
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SMASH MY GASH Funny Card
£4.00
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SMITHY'S INDIAN LIST, CHICKEN BHUNA... CARD
£4.00
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